Identity Theft

Theo looked at her nervously, "Sorry bro...Identity Theft. You're identity has been stolen! Your credit cards are maxed, your credit score is in the toilet and you've been signed up for dozens of porn and fetish related sites."

"What? No!" Ivy yelled, "I...I..." She desperately grabbed her phone and opened her online banking app. It only took a second to confirm it was all too real. Her personal Visa, maxed out. Her business Mastercard, maxed out. Her line of credit? Obviously maxed out. "What am I going to do?"

Theo put a hand over Ivy's, "It'll be ok bro, tomorrow morning we'll call the bank. It will take time, but we can probably get most of this reversed. Eventually."

Ivy groaned, "But my business..."

"I can loan you some cash," Dax said, "Just let me know what you need and you got it."

"Seriously?" Ivy looked at him, "Wow, you're a lifesaver."

Dax just winked at her. Then he picked up the dice and continued the game, "7 and...Road to Perdition. Again."

Ivy looked at her card, "$25 and...it says you'll be way more likely to agree with sinful suggestions."

Dax shrugged, "No big deal."

Kat rolled next, 3-3 for doubles. "Community chest...Cup size increase?"

As soon as she finished reading it she felt her shirt swell as her boobs got even bigger. She looked down. They were huge! She had enough trouble with people taking her seriously as a scholar before this...'upgrade'...it would only get worse now.

And she still had to roll again. "3...and chance. Seriously?" She picked up the card, "Go to sex shop...wow. At least I get the $200 from passing Go." She moved her token and plopped it down on Sex Shop.

"With 1 house it's $50," Sahar said, "And let's see...it says Spending Spree - You will feel a compulsion to spend $500 on sex toys. The longer you go without crossing this threshold the more intense the compulsion will be."

"Awesome...ugh. At least I can order something online? Nevermind...I'll figure that out later. For now I'll buy 3 more houses and end my turn." Kat put down the houses and passed the dice on.

Sahar rolled, "12? Great. That's pot shop again!"

"Sorry, but I'll take that $250 again," Dax said, "And your punishment is...high gravity. Once you sit, kneel, or lie down you'll find it impossible to stand again unless someone else prompts you too."

Sahar was currently sitting on the floor in front of the couch. She tried telling her body to stand, but she couldn't even start the movement that would allow her to rise. She played around and found she could kneel, sit again, or even crawl without issue. She looked around, waiting for someone to prompt her.

"Uh...stand up?" Kat said.

Sahar tried and found she was able to stand normally, "That's so weird..." She knelt back down though, she wasn't going to stand all game, "Still have to roll again though. She rolled again, "Income Tax. Pay $200. Eeek. I'm down to just $18! Oh, and Theo got a punishment when he landed here...wait!" She grabbed her head, "Ok! It's ok. I'm not bald."

She wasn't bald, but she wasn't unscathed either...