An Easy A?

“Done!” I screamed out in the room about forty-five minutes into the test. Just like I thought it was totally a piece of cake! After being in the profession for as many years as I have these tests were basically review at this point! It’s stuff I use just about every single day!

Real Property? That’s like, a house and things. Duh! Evidence? That’s like… things you find at crime scenes and stuff! Like, bodily fluids, saliva, cum… things like that! Conflicts of law is like… uh… what me and Mr. Namor have! We’re lawyers, and we have conflict! Remedies? Him fucking me was a pretty easy remedy!

See? It’s all a piece of cake!

The other students around me just stared in shock as the professor came and collected my test from me. He glanced down at it and made a face that I could only assume was him being impressed, before glancing up at me again.

“Ms. Lee, if you wouldn’t mind, me and Ms. Carter do have some business to attend to.” He says, glancing over to the blonde woman who giggles a little bit to herself, before standing up and approaching his side as he grabs her by the waist. “Would you mind monitoring the class in my absence? You may even sit at my desk.” He says, standing to the side as if he were showing it off.

“Of course!” I say quickly as I rise to my feet and slowly make my way to the front of the room. “You two go take care of whatever it is! I’ll make sure everyone stays on task.” I say with a small nod as I start to approach the desk. Whatever it was those two were up to I am sure it was very important! Professors don’t usually leave exam sessions like this.

“Thank you, sweetness.” Gabbie says with a quick giggle as I get behind the desk. She looks up to the professor now, an impatient look in her eye as she starts to tug on his hand towards the door. “Come on, Professor. Ms. Lee has it handled, we can go now!” She growls, before he looks down and nods.

“Oh dear! Yes, my apologies Ms. Carter.” He says before turning back to me and giving me a quick nod. “Please feel free to read or go on your phone or whatever you need to pass the time!” He says quickly as Gabbie starts to physically pull him out of the room. “I’ll be back in 30 minutes!”

“Make it 45!” Gabbie screams as she pulls the professor out the room and slams the door behind them both. I just stare for a couple seconds before shrugging, and turning back to the class who had all just been staring at the classroom door and snickering to themselves.

“Ok! Ok! Shows over! Back to work!” I say with some actual authority in my voice. I take a seat behind the desk as the class starts to work once again, a big smile on my face as I just know I’ve passed that exam, and would be allowed to go home soon.