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Chapter 1637
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What do you do?
Have a nap.
All four of them are out like a light.
They hardly last seconds in your bed. Nobody cares to change, though they're dressed comfortably enough as-is, at least for those wearing anything to begin with. Even Niki, who seemed less tired than the rest, is so deep asleep already that drool is puddling around her lips. The girls have snuggled in so close that you can hardly move, though the warmth is incredibly soothing in contrast to the chilly touch of an autumn morning. The climate in this part of the world is rather mild to hot, though at this time of the year, far into the mountains, it does get cold. You're at no risk of freezing, however, and not just because of your more recent boon. With these girls, you're more at risk of burning up.
As your head sinks back against one of the many pillows you have upon your massive bed, you start drifting off. Though before you do, of course something must once more interrupt. The moment you look to the door opening, however, you aren't upset. A beautiful, righteous paladin stands watching with a smile. She runs her fingers along through her lengthy pink hair, which matches a set of pajamas similar to the ones you normally wear.
"May I find room?" she asks.
"Always," you reply.
She stops at the far side of the bed and looks the girls over. Then she looks to you with a pair of beautiful, soothing eyes. "You must be comfy, Kyle Warren."
"I'll be more comfortable once you join us."
"Always the sweet-talker."
"Are you saying I was able to charm the great Lady Nyllia Tesgella?"
"Perhaps." She crawls down along the bed, inching closer to all the bodies embracing one another in a tangle of cozy affection. After finding room, she lays her head down upon another pillow, and lets out a long sigh of relief. "Do you think I have been charmed?"
"Well you're in my bed."
For a moment, she leaves her spot to stretch in close. Her gentle lips touch your forehead before she retreats back. "Nap well, Kyle."
"I'll have the best nap of my life, Nyllia."
You, Snow, Eva, Amara, Niki, and Nyllia hold one another close as you spend the morning in a deep, much-needed nap. The celebration was like none other, but you've all finally crashed. Hopefully most of the others have as well. While some beings either don't require sleep, or need it little, all can rest, and today is a perfect time. Some things may have been burned, or flooded, or broken, or ruined in more unspeakable ways, that's for a later time. Just like Captain Silver said, cleaning is a later worry.
If anything, it's a miracle Castle Phoenix is still standing given the guest list.
You know plenty of others. If you held a celebration and invited everybody, now that would be truly destructive. You can only imagine.
Maybe one day. Though for now, I think I need a good, long rest.
What do you do?
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A New World! Your Party of Hopeless Hotties
(Game) After being transported to a fantasy land, you try to assemble a normal party of girls, but things are never that simple.
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