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EPISODE 9: Dorothea’s uncle, Mr Brooke, learns the codicil to Casaubon’s will which would disinherit Dorothea. Celia finds out and tells Dorothea who is, unsurprisingly, angry at her former husband’s paranoia.

Meanwhile, Will has become close with the Reverend Farebrother’s sister, the tiny Miss Noble, and often pops around when she is alone for a quickie. Apart from the gambling, Camden Farebrother has a secret love known only to his family and Lydgate. Lydgate approaches Dorothea to help improve his friend’s position hoping it will cure him of his habit and improve his chances with a woman.

Camden is then asked by the newly graduated Fred Vincy to enquire whether he has any chance with Mary. After reassuring Mary that she had no effect on the outcome of Peter’s will, he nervously puts the case for Fred. She told him that she certainly would not marry Fred if he became a clergyman causing Camden to break down. His secret love was Mary and yet he still kept his promise of pitching for an alternative suitor. Mary told him she was flattered but she really did love Fred and gives the Reverend a blow job he will never forget allowing her to cream all over her face.

Dorothea visits the Farebrother family keen to her news of Will as she know he visits them. However Will calls on Dorothea and is telling his plans to leave Middlemarch because her uncle’s political campaign had gone badly so he had decided to close Will’s paper. He waits for her to react but Sir James blusters in seemingly intent on ruining all her relationships even though he is now married to her sister, Celia. So Will leaves and soon after rumours circulate about him and Dorothea, who resolves not to marry again.

Bulstrode, the Vincy’s banker uncle, receives a visit threatening to expose his past in which he prevented his first wife from locating her daughter and grandson, one Will Laidlaw.

Despite the latest rejection, Fred is nothing if not persistent and rides to Dorothea’s estate, which Mary’s father, Mr Garth, now manages. On the way he becomes involved in a fight between the estate staff and some railway surveyors during which a clerk gets injured.

COMMENT: I am an equal opportunity employer and what better way of showing it than employing a dwarf porn star, so we filmed a nice montage of James fucking her in various positions but the ‘Potter does Dobby’ headlines were not appreciated. There was great disappointment that this was the main sexual content of the episode.