The Subjects

Jake “Acorn” Glascock – 5’9”, 155 lbs, pale mayo-white skin, acne scars, soft doughy belly, tiny pink nipples, patchy pubic bush. Cock: 1.88 inches hard (0.9 when cold), thinner than a Sharpie, balls two shriveled peas that disappear completely in ice. The ultimate white-boy genetic dead-end.

Jordan “Thumb-Dick” Smallwood – 5’8”, 185 lbs, flabby Jewish dad-bod, hairy gut roll, man-tits, back-ne. Cock: 2.1 inches hard, buried in fat pad, balls two sweaty matzah balls. The cock is so lost it needs a fucking GPS.

Chuck the Cuck Charles – 5’10”, 200 lbs redneck flab, sunburnt neck, stretch marks, hairy ass crack visible from the front. Cock: 2.7 inches with neon pink ring **** it purple, balls two sad raisins in a wrinkled purse.

Chrissy the Sissy Princess Prince – 5’9”, 160 lbs, soft pale white skin, smooth shaven, tiny waist. Cock: 3.4 inches soft in pink lace panties, literally disappears under Jamal’s meat, balls tucked like a scared clit.

Ethan “Average Andy” Washington – 6’0”, 180 lbs, light-skinned Black, lean but nothing special. Cock: 5.8 inches soft, 5.5 girth, the most boring dick in the room despite the genes.

Marcus “Big Wood” Washington – 6’3”, 215 lbs pure dark chocolate muscle, chiseled chest, tree-trunk quads, veins everywhere. Cock: 7.55 inches soft, 6.1 inches girth, heavy Black python swinging low, balls two perfect breeding plums.

Jamal “The Throne” Hines – 6’5”, 240 lbs of ebony power, broad shoulders, shredded abs, thick thighs. Cock: 9.2 inches soft, wrist-thick, heavy veiny monster, balls like two black avocados.

Penny “Mommy” Sinclair – 5’9”, perfect hourglass, long blonde hair, perky double-D tits with pierced nipples, tiny waist, fat juicy peach ass. Cock: 8.12 inches hard, 5.9 girth, perfect upward curve, smooth pink head, balls full and round.

Manny “Donkey Dick” Ray – 5’8”, 202 lbs thick Latino muscle, caramel skin, thick neck, veiny forearms. Cock: 7.08 inches soft, 5.98 girth, balls hanging 2.9 inches low like ripe plantains. Grows to over 10 inches hard.

Dick “The Annihilator” Cohen – 5’9”, 195 lbs compact Jewish muscle, hairy chest, shredded abs, veiny arms. Cock: 9.51 inches bone-pressed, 6.45 inches mid-shaft, flared head 6.8 inches around, balls two swollen mangos dripping pre-cum.