More Relaxed, Less Strict

"Mommy, can I have a cookie?" Franklin asked.

"Yes, dear," Sue Storm replied. "Just try not to ruin your dinner."

"Mommy, I turned the teevee into a portal to the Negative Zone," Valeria confessed.

"I'll get your father to look at it," Sue said, as she slapped an invisible **** field over the screen. It currently showed a vale of glowing crystals.

The children looked at each other. It wasn't that the Invisible Woman was one mean mother, but normally tampering with the fundamental forces of reality or snacking between mealtimes would earn SOME rebuke.

"Uncle Johnny," Valeria whispered later, tugging at the Human Torch's sleeve. "I think Mommy's been replaced with a Skrull."

Johnny frowned. He had come in late last night with two lesser members of the Inhuman royal family, and all Sue had done was give him a roll of condoms and ask him to turn on the noise suppression field.

"I'll talk to your dad about it."

In his bathroom, Ben Grimm stared at the toilet lid and felt an instant pang of regret. He'd bricked the toilet. Again. It was the third time this month. He really needed to stop eatin' curry dogs right before bed.

Sue hadn't even left a note. Just a bowl of potpourri on the back of the toilet.

"I am NOT a Skrull," Sue Storm insisted, from the biometric scanner. She had rendered everything between shoulders and ankles invisible, as Reed adjusted the instrument.

"Puppet Master?" Johnny said.

"Could be one of them X-Men telepaths," Ben Grimm added.

"Oooh, I hope Doctor Doom didn't swap brains with her," Franklin chimed in.

"Or has an inoperable brain tumor, or possessed by a cosmic parasite, or being manipulated by the ghost of a 17th century witch..." Valeria counted off possibilities on her fingers.

"Everyone, calm down," Reed said as he interpreted the readout from the machine. "She isn't a Skrull, or possessed, or under any other form of superhuman mental control. It's much simpler."

Sue sighed. "I've been seeing a therapist," she said.

"Oooooh," Johny, Ben, Franklin, and Valeria said at once.

The Invisible Woman laughed.

"Well, I'm glad we've got that sorted. Dr. Stone says I've been making good progress and my stress levels are down. I'm sorry if I was strict before, but I'm trying to be nicer, more relaxed from now on."

"That's wonderful Susan," Dr. Stone said, her eyes alight with a golden glow. The Invisible Woman had her eyes closed, her hand rubbing her exposed slit with regular circular motions. "For such good progress, I think a good girl like you deserves to cum. Cum for me..."