Raid: Boss Fight

Roman parried and exchanged opening blows with his opponent. Whoever they were they were pretty good. Definitely the "combat butler/maid" archetype. Luckily he'd grown up around, exposed to and even trained with and was helped raised by some of the very greatest of that archetype so he not only wasn't surprised much but was holding his own. Still he was a more than competent opponent. And-

Roman deflected a glowing energy bolt thrown by the pink haired witch with his cane. The pink energy striking his cane dissipated harmlessly... but it opened his guard. Subaru the butler stepped in punching him in the face. It had been a grazing blow but Roman felt the power within.

Their situation, two on three, with one being a ranged caster type wasn't good. Risty in particular was getting beaten up surprisingly. Her moves seemed more and more sluggish and she made a bunch of unfortunate mistakes and seemed to suffer from just generally bad luck-?!

Roman smiled. He'd figured it out! He was honestly upset with himself for not figuring it out sooner despite being distracted! They were still in a pinch but he began to see a way to turn the odds! And he'd figured out the opponents fighting styles. He blocked a kick from Subaru the butler circling and opening himself up to a shot from the pink haired witch with pink cat-like eyes who he'd identified as-

The Teen Titans Jinx smiled like a feral Cheshire Cat. Honestly she hated this! All of it! Being a **** not to mention the foul **** who was her new owner! Thankfully they weren't into "goth chicks". Still She at least wanted to vent her frustration in fighting! "Take this you Dancing fool!" She hurled a wide arc of her energy at the cane wielder, this Roman guy's back.

Subaru the butler closed in punching at Roman then going in for an uppercut... only for him to burst disappearing into a thousand fragments like a mirror as Roman reappered punching him in the gut. "What the- oof?!"

Roman blinked too as he used the opening to grab him by the shirt... and felt something like a breast. His opponent wasn't a male butler. "A reverse-trap?!" It was surprising but he didn't hesitate to use the advantage and throw him- or rather 'her', into the on coming energy bolt cast by Jinx!

Subaru was shocked as her shirt ripped and her chest bandages binding her breasts came loose. "Eek!" She cried at being partially exposed and when she got hit by Jinx's blast she tripped over her bandages as well momentarily falling to the floor pained and embaressed.

Roman however didn't press the attack. "Sorry!" He said as he quickly disengaged and ran, batting away more of Jinx's hex magic bolts that she threw his way.

"Grrr! This guy!" Jinx growled angrily. Her hexes should have still been manipulating his probability for the negative even with him parrying her attacks! That's what was happening to the shield and mace using barbarian stripper reject girl! But nothing happened! It's like he was- "You damn cheater!" She shouted angrily.

Roman grinned knocking Jinx's pink hex bolts she threw into so many harmless clouds of pink sparkles as he dashed towards Risty who was sloppily getting her butt kicked like an amateur now and- smacked her on the ass with his cane breaking the enchantment or xirse ahe was under that he'd deduced, shouting, "Switch!"

Risty blinked as she blocked the catgirls sword easily with her shield. Her body didn't seem as sluggish and oddly clumsy to respond anymore and she shield pushed with tremendous **** knocking the slight catgirl back aways. She wasn't sure what Roman had done but- "Uh, Thanks!" She said and changed targets heading for the female butler.

"No problem!" He said quickly squaring off against the catgirl now. "Watch out for the witch girl! Her skill is probability manipulation- er, bad luck!"

Risty grinned fiercely. "That explains a lot! Thanks!"

"Hey!" Jinx said. "It's not nice to go blabbing big mouth!" She said trying to draw a bead on and get a good shot on him.

Roman smirked as he pressed the attack on the catgirl keeping her between him and Jinx. "That's not all. You do something to your opponents with every hit too, don't you catgirl?"

"Nyah! Hey you're pretty sharp, Mister!" said the catgirl who teitched her tawny cat ears in the blue and white dress but she smiled just a bit. "Though nyat too sharp! Felix isn't a girl, I'll have you know!" She- no, He teased.

Roman lunged forward as they fenced each other trading blows, parries and counters. "So you're a boy Felix and Subaru is a girl? Well, it doesn't matter to me. Not in a fair fight!"

"Don't call me a girl!" Subaru Konoe said facing off with Risty now. "I choose to live my life as a man!"

Risty shrugged ignoring her opponents exposed breasts and making her own jiggle in turn. "Man. Woman. Doesn't matter to me what you call yourself! You guy's are going down!" She shield slammed her new opponent and swung her Morningstar at their face... and stopped seeing them frozen in place. "Huh? What's with you?"

Subaru swallowed looking at the sharp spikes on the heavy balled head of the weapon. "N-nuh- nothing!" She said trembling.

Risty blinked... then sighed. "Oh come on! You're kidding me?" She saw her trembling opponent as white as if they'd seen a ghost. "Guess you've got a thing about sharp stuff, huh?" She sighed and pulled back her weapon scratching her head with it. "Well that's no fun..." then shrugged and dropped it and her shield. "I'm not gonna brain you, girl. C'mon!" She didn't mind taking advantage either, just like Roman, but this was ruining her fun! She lifted her fists into a fighting stance. "We'll do this with fists instead! Now... Don't go easy and give me a good fight! That'll make winning more fun!"

Subaru blinked and then bowed slightly before lifting her fists up again with a smile. "Thank you! I promise you I will give it everything I've got!"

Roman frowned. He'd scored several hits on this catboy, Felix but- "You're regenerating aren't you? And manipulating your opponents body each time you hit them?"

The Re:Zero Felix Argyle blinked. "Impressive! You figured that out so easily! How did you know, Romanyan-kun?"

Roman smirked. "Elementary, my dear Felix-kun! Risty even, with bad luck, is a much more powerful fighter than that! I know!"

Felix struck only for his attack to hit an illusion... but then swung into a behind the back guard and disengage blocking Roman's attack, his tawny ears twitching. "And you've got illusions and an anti-magic spell breaker, Romanyan! I've also got cat-like sense too, I'll have you know!" He lunged as Roman dodged another of Jinx's blasts and was left open. "It's still three on two!"

But Roman had spotted something and simply pointed his cane at Felix and-

*Kashing! Clang!*

Knives dropped down out of the ceilings rafters like the ninja she was daggers in hand parrying the attack and countering with a flurry of blows of her own! "Leave this one to me! I heard everything! Go save Kim!"

Kim Pine looked up. The redhead blinked and rubbed her eyes in disbelief. "Knives?! Aw geez... This is like that time that Scott stormed in to rescue me in high-school," she said rolling her eyes. "Except, you know... for real this time and not half delusion."

Roman changed targets to Jinx and charged. "Got it! I'm on this one!"

"Don't think it'll be that easy!" Jinx sneered. "Damn anti-magic cheater!" She dodged his attack throwing bolts at him and trying to strike him with her hands but he kept parrying as he advanced and pushed her back. "And I've got a name! It's- whoop!"

She was a very agile opponent with hand-to-training of her own... but Roman had grown up around a Raven and Starfire and listened to them recount stories of fights with this particular opponent... and agile tricky fighting was his forte... as was messing with an opponents head! He hooked her with his cane, caught her pulling her in to his arms. "I know, Jinx," he smirked and gave her a kiss.

Jinx's eyes widened. This cocky jerk kissed her! His lips on hers! But he'd made a mistake! She gathered her power to blast him point blank pressing her hands to his chest... and nothing happened! She was pinned, helpless in his arms as he kissed her... but that was all he did. He didn't grope her or even take further advantage of her. Even his kiss was... gentle. Not overly forceful. Just... kind of nice, really.

Roman smiled at the blushing pink haired stunned woman in his arms. "Don't worry," he said lowering her to the ground. "I'm not your true enemy. I'm going to save you too! I promise, Jinx!" He gave her a wink and dashed away.

Jinx touched her lips, dazed. She should be mad... mad at the handsome, cocky, dashing rogue who dared steal her lips and... and- "Wow!" She whispered daring to hope as-

Roman charged for the Prime on the bed. Beat their owner. The one controlling the Characters. Then he could claim them as his! End this fight! "Simone!" He yelled.

"Damn you, Roman, for interrupting my fun!" Simone Lee the huge muscle bound futanari snarled grabbing a huge studded iron club in one hand and the Character they were fucking in the other like a improvised shield. "I'll crush you!" They said swinging the club down with terrible ****.

Roman rolled to the side as the club smashed through the floor sending shards flying. Some of them splintering and sticking into him. They were a muscle bound brute of a giant well over seven feet tall and up close he noticed tiny horns on their head, he guessed from Oni parentage... and a coward like most bullies with their cock impaled shield. But the bigger they are... the harder they fall! He dipped into his remaining reserves.

"What?!" Simone said as suddenly there were multiples of their opponent smirking at her as they advanced. "Stupid illusions!" They roared crushing one as they charged. "Illusions can't hurt fool! Grah!" They swung wildly battering two more.

But the others closed in and they were wrong! The solid like illusions started striking them from all sides. No guile, no tricks. Roman's illusions rained furious attacks upon them. Bludgeoning their knees until they fell. Their arms until they dropped their living shield. Giving savage blows as they took destroying ones in turn from the giant club shattering in the process. All with a pitiless mocking grin until...

"Graaah! Crush you!" The Oniblooded Prime said and swung their iron club in a wide sweeping motion smashing through illusions until...

"Rrgh!" Roman said, the real one. He'd brought his cane up to defend but it only mitigated some of the clubs **** as it still crashed into him with it's wicked spikes.

"Hahah! Got you!" Simone grinned as Roman kneeled cluthcing his side. "This is game over for you!" They said raising their club to strike a final decisive blow. "Enjoy watching from the hospital as I **** your characters fo-OOOOOoooo..."

Roman brought his cane up into a two-handed power swing right into his opponents lower 'club'. He grinned as Simone dropped her club and groaned clutching their groin in pain. "Sorry to be a ball breaker... well not sorry at all actually!" He grinned rising to his feet and patting his armored vest. "The problem with a ridiculous over large set of genitals is it's not only impractical but a huge target!" He battered his opponent mercilessly in the head. "How did you say it?oh yes! This is Game over... for you! But before that..." He said taking their finger and pressing it to their opponents bracer.

A few quick taps and Roman had them transfer to him all of their assets! He tipped his hat. "I'd like to say it was a pleasure but... it really wasn't!" And giving them one last power swing with his cane laughing as his bracer made a 'kaching' sound and his opponents signaled 'game over' as they fell defeated... and he was awarded all of their assets!

"Hell yeah!" Roman grinned looking around and seeing both Knives and Risty, who'd dropped her weapons for some reason, had defeated their opponents too with Felix with his hands up and Subaru smiling through bruises while holding her shirt closed. Jinx was just sitting there staring at him... oddly? Admiringly, maybe? Subaru and Felix both slowly knelt to Roman, their new owner.

And that was when Saya came running into the room. "We gotta... Whoa! What happened here?" Saya blinked taking in the crazy scene for a moment. Destruction. Naked and semi naked bodies. Bruised and battered bodies. Kneeling subservience and chained slaves... then shook her head as several mouths started to open. "Nevermind! Take too long! We gotta go! Now!"

Roman sighed turning towards Kim and the others. "Sorry we've got to cut this rescue a bit sho-ooort?" He slumped to the ground drained. "Well... Shit... second thought... I'm just... gonna lie here... for a moment... don't mind me..."

Kim Pine deadpanned sarcastically, "Gee... My hero..."

[Roman Stark - Knives Chau - Saya Takagi - Risty - Kim Pine and Jinx - featuring guest appearances by Subaru Konoe and Felix Argyle

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Raid: After The Boss Fight But Before The Final Battle

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