Piper is...a mom?

The 'men' arrived home soon after. Piper was nervous, but Judy was practically giddy. They flung open the door and barged in and two things were immediately obvious to Piper.

1) Miranda had successfully made her father like Zeke

2) They were both drunk

The two of them had their arms around them like they were the best friends in the world.

"M-Miranda! Hic! This. This guy. Man. Where'd you find this guy! I love this guy!" Her dad said.

"Hi Daddy!" Judy, in Miranda's body, said, "I'm SOOO glad!" Judy walked over and gave her husband a hug, then turned and kissed Zeke on the lips.

Piper gasped. She just kissed...her daughter? It was weird. Too weird.

"Oh honey lighten up," Miranda's dad said, "A little PDA never, uh, killed anyone. Come here."

Piper walked up to him. Judy had insisted she give him a peck on the cheek, so she did. His cheek was rough with stubble and she got it over with as quickly as possible.

"What was that?" He asked. He put his hand on the small of her back and pulled her close, "That's not a kiss. This is a kiss!" He pulled her close and kissed her on the lips. Piper squirmed but tried to keep her cool. As far as he knew he was kissing his wife, not his daughter's friend. There was nothing inappropriate about his actions.

Until he started groping her breast too. Piper couldn't take it, she gently slapped his hand away and pushed his chest back, "Now now dear, you stink. Go take a shower."

He grinned at her, "Yes ma'am." He nodded at Zeke and then headed upstairs.

Piper breathed a sigh of relief, but then Judy started on her real plan.

"Aw, is it just me or is it hot in here?" Judy asked, fanning herself.

"Uh, it's just you Miranda." Miranda said.

"No, it is hot." Judy suddenly took off her shirt and tossed it aside.

"Miranda!" Zeke said, glaring at her and looking at Piper.

Piper gulped, she couldn't stand the scrutiny.

Judy pulled the attention back to herself as she continued to strip. In seconds she was totally naked. "There, much better!"

"Miranda you can't just strip!" Miranda said.

Judy shrugged, then cupped her boobs, "Why not? I have these perky young tits to show off!"

"What? What is happening?" Miranda asked, "Aren't you going to tell your daughter to stop?" She asked Piper.

"Uh. No?" Piper said finally.

"Well, I'm going for a walk." Judy said. She headed for the door.

Miranda rushed to block her, "What? No. You can't!"

"Why not? This is my body, my choice right?" Judy said with a grin.

"No! It's my body!" Miranda said.

Judy put her hands on her hips, "Well I never! I thought you were a nice boy. Claiming ownership of a woman like that, well, it IS a little hot but no. I must insist you move."

"I'm not moving." Miranda said.

Judy thought for a moment. SHe clearly couldn't overpower Miranda in Zeke's body. Then she grinned, "K. I'll just go to my room and take some selfies."

"What? No!" Miranda said.

Piper couldn't take it anymore, "Judy! Stop this!"

Miranda took a second to catch on, "Judy?" She looked back and forth between the two of them, then sighed, "Fuck. Piper..."

Piper blushed, "I'm sorry. She found the camera and used it on me. I...I'm sorry."

Judy laughed, "Serves you right for tricking me!"

Miranda slapped her hand on her forehead, "Ok. I'm sorry. But you can't tell dad! He loves Zeke. I...I don't know what I'm going to do!"

"Well...maybe we did push you a little hard. We just want you to be happy dear."

"I don't need a man to be happy." Miranda insisted.

"I know that...though I did briefly get a look at that body. He's packing something I tell you what."

"Can you please get dressed? Or better yet, let's all change back. You can see how bad an actor Piper is, you aren't going to make her be you with dad are you?"

"Hey!" Piper said, although she couldn't really deny it.

"Fine fine. Let's all swap back..." Judy agreed.

A few minutes later they were all on their original bodies. Piper probably couldn't stay herself very long, but she didn't feel like being Zeke right now.

"So what now? It sounds like you did too good of a job. No way I can be Zeke now." Piper said.

"I could be Zeke," Judy said, "It would be fun to be a hot young stud for a bit."

"No." Miranda shut that down right away, "Cause then either I'd be you, and ew, I'm not kissing dad, or Piper would and she can't pull it off. Also,I still can't believe you kissed me."

Judy shrugged, "It was harmless fun."

"Whatever. I think I'll have to be Zeke and Piper can stay as me." Miranda said.

Piper waved her hands in a panic, "No. Miranda. I don't know if I can do this anymore. Tricking strangers was easy. Your parents, I already failed once."

"So what? We come clean to dad too? I don't think we can. He won't get it." Miranda said.

"Then I leave," Piper said, "Zeke gets a call from his parents. Or something. An emergency. Zeke looks like a man who will drop everything to help his family, your dad backs off on setting you up. Your mom backs up the lie and stops setting you win. Win-win."

"That...that works actually," Miranda said, "But I was looking forward to spending Christmas with you."

Piper smiled, "I'll be ok on my own."

"Nonsense," Judy said, "You'll stay here."

"Huh?"

"Zeke leaves, Piper arrives. We'll tell Dan that since Zeke wasn't here you invited your friend Piper to keep you company. You'll have to leave for night though. I'll pay for a hotel and you can arrive later this week."

They sorted out a few details and made up a brief outline of a script to tell Dan. It ended up being rather easy, Dan fell asleep after his shower and so Piper snuck out, in her own body, to spend a couple nights at a hotel.

A few days later Piper went back to the house and 'met' Dan and Judy again. It was much easier just being herself and as a platonic female friend it was much easier to win Dan over. Piper actually had a rather enjoyable Christmas break, now that the stress of lying was gone. It sure beat watching movies in her dorm room the entire time. Miranda's family was a bit...eccentric. Like Miranda herself. But they were kind.

Kind...and kinda crazy. Judy 'borrowed' the camera more than once. After Piper accidently walked in on Judy masturbating...in Dan's body...they ended up buying a small safe to lock the camera in. Still, that wasn't the last time she used it. Judy was so interested in it she kept offering them money for the chance to use it and as the price rose, well, they couldn't say no.

By the time Piper and Miranda headed back to campus they each had an extra suitcase full of new clothes and rather full wallets.

She hadn't even made it back to her room before she ran into Percy. He looked haggard.

"Piper, thank God. I need your help!" He said as he approached.

"What's going on? Are you ok?" Piper asked.

He shook his head, "No. I need...I need the camera!"