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Chapter 28 by casualsvritter
Sorry, no goblins were castrated in this chapter despite Angela's intentions, let's get back to the quest, right? There's also a dizzy female goblin who could be the party's pet NPC, or maybe not, I don't think Akari likes her.
they arrive at the dungeon
Now with the goblin threat resolved and the female goblin tied to a tree, the party continues their journey to the slime cave, reaching it after a half-hour walk.
Angela: Come on, say it.
Akari: No, I have to save my slots, can't you heal yourself as a paladin?
Angela: Yes, but I want you to say something obscene to me.
Akari: You could fit three vibrating rods in your pussy at once and you wouldn't be satisfied.
Angela: Yes! .... wait, why didn't it heal me?
Akari: I never said I couldn't say obscene without casting spells.
Luli: Anyway, we've reached the slime cave.
Sylnohir: I wonder what kind they are! Are they the ones that melt armor and clothes? The tentacled ones that penetrate you through every hole? Or the ones that take the form of busty jelly women?
Akari: Ummm, are you an expert on slimes?
Sylnohir: I'm an expert on every creature of sensual fantasy.
Luli: There are also the normal, slow ones that eat carrion.
Sylnohir: But no one cares about those... okay, no, you can use their gelatin as an ingredient for lubricating oils.
Angela: Anyway, how are you, Akari? Have you recovered?
Akari: Sure.
Master: I'll give you that, it's been two sessions, I don't feel like dragging this on forever.
Angela's Player: .... you slept together, right? That's corruption.
Master: What? No! Never. (Clearly lying)
Luli: Sylnohir and I are better suited to exploring the cave, we can move forward while you strengthen your sisterly affection.
Angela was about to complain but stopped herself; a private moment with her sister was always welcome.
Akari: Okay? But how can we help you out here?
Luli: You could cook, it's lunchtime now. just wear the apron with nothing underneath.
Akari: Excuse me, how else are we supposed to cook?
Luli looks at Akari, confused.
Angela: Mom always cooked like this and taught us it's the only way to do it right.
Sylnohir: .... can I stay?
Luli grabs Sylnohir's hand and drags her into the dungeon.
returning to Sylnohir's question, what kind of slimes live inside the cave?
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A DM's story
Akari is an NPC in a Dungeons&Dragons campaign, but has no idea she isnt real, believing she is a partymember just like the rest. She has long ago learned to channel her healing magic through the sounds of her voice, but her party shows her other ways to make her sing...
Updated on May 7, 2026
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