Transformer Dad to the Rescue

"The one that allows him to transform anyone. What if he uses it to become... well, I dunno, a blonde bimbo? That way, we can satisfy the condition without any awkwardness or guilt."

You blinked, taken aback by the suggestion. "Mom, are you serious? Dad's invention... And him as a bimbo!? That's... that's a lot to take in."

Rebecca nodded eagerly. "Think about it. I know it's not ideal and could even be considered gay, but it's a solution that ensures your health and well-being. Plus, it gives your father something to do; he's been so bored since he lost his old job."

You looked at her, trying to wrap your head around the bizarre idea. "But what about Dad? How will he feel about this?"

"Well, one way to find out!"