A Detour and a Titfuck

You enter the hallway, and there's someone there going room to toom. You walk up to her and take a closer look; it's a gorgeous blonde shortstack with gigantic cannons.

You rest your eyes on this beautiful blonde white chick, who stands at about 5’4”, and is wearing a string bikini that covers basically nothing. She has shimmering blue eyes, platinum blonde hair, and a face fit for modelling. But not a body fit for modelling—no, those modelling agencies only recruit flat, anorexic women. This cunt is a slim-thick baddie with big bouncing badonkers and a skinny waist. Her whore nipples are barely covered by her slutty G-string bikini, and she has juicy jiggly thighs and a juicy jiggly ass that surely would repel those uppity model scouts. She’s pushing around a cleaning cart, evidently she is one of the resort’s cleaning ladies. The cunt looks to be in her early or mid 20s.

You walk right up to the shortstack, and—CRACK! You angrily bitch-slap her model face as a greeting.

“Look at your stupid tits! You provoked me with them! It’s all your fault that I saw them, because now I have to come up to you and hit them!” you chastise her as you begin slapping her huge G-cup titties.

“Oh God! You’re so right, Sir! It’s all my fault for having these big, stupid tits! Oh fuck, I’m so sorry for provoking you!” she cries out apologetically. Out of deep shame for committing the unforgiveable sin of having a nice rack, she starts slapping herself hard in the face, and with her other hand, she tears off her flimsy G-string and begins slapping her cunt. She sobs as the hallway echoes with painful, wet slapping sounds. “Oh my gosh Sir, it’s all my fucking fault, I’m so sorry! Stupid, stupid, stupid me!”

“Look at you, you FUCKING STUPID CUNT!” you scream, literally shaking with rage. You begin slapping the other side of her face that she’s not hitting. “You provoked me EVEN MORE by hitting yourself! Look at this!” You point to your raging boner. “Now I have to use your tits to jerk myself off! THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT!”

“Oh my gosh! Forgive me, Sir! I’m just so stupid and useless, I should’ve—hooooommmppphhh!”

You punch her in the stomach as hard as you possibly can, and she falls to the ground, wheezing. You immediately straddle her stomach and slap your cock right down between her big, soft jugs.

CRACK! You deliver a hateful slap across her face, and then you scream at her, "Jerk me off with your FUCKING STUPID TITS! RIGHT FUCKING NOW, YOU USELESS CUNT!"

You grab two fistfuls of her platinum blonde hair and yank her face toward you, so that the bottom half of your cock is embraced by her warm cleavage, and the top half of your cock is snug in her wet mouth.

She looks up at you with her piercing blue eyes, a mixture of apologetic shame and total sexual devotion written on her face. Then she clamps her tits tightly around your cock, and she begins twirling her tongue on your frenulum, which feels incredible. You start thrusting back and forth a few inches, most of your cock getting nicely stroked by her soft, luscious tits, and the tip of your cock getting stroked by her wet, smooth mouth-skin. Her tongue licks at your frenulum, overstimulating you.

“AAAA—aaaAAAHH—AAHH—AAAHH!” you moan pathetically. The titfuck-blowjob combination feels so good that you feel paralyzed, and you can hardly even bring yourself to be your usual angry sexist self. Still, that won’t stop you from trying, and you start weakly slapping her face.

Your big dick, in the warm valley of her cleavage, and her lips suctioning and squeezing around your cockhead, along with her tongue fluttering on your frenulum is far too much stimulation, and you groan as you let out a massive load. Her cheeks fill slowly, then they swell more and more, until they are obscenely protruding like she’s a goddamn chipmunk gathering nuts for the winter. Only in this case, it’s your nut, nearly a whole pint of viscous sperm. The cunt cringes as she swallows it all down, clearly hating the taste. After she swallows, she increases the suction of her mouth and she squeezes her tits around you harder to ensure every last drop of cum is milked out of you.

Spent, you draw your dick out of the warm embrace of her titpussy and mouth.

“Mmmm sir, that was… so… delicious, thank you,” she reluctantly says, trying and failing to convince herself that she liked swallowing down a mouthful of your kids. “I know it was all my fault for provoking you, but this makes up for it, right…?”

CRACK! You answer with a swift slap of discipline across her bitch face.

“Oh God! You’re right, Sir! This doesn’t even make up for it a little bit! I’ll have to call up all my hottest friends so that you can have nonstop endless reverse gangbangs with us! You should completely own me and all my friends, Sir! It’s the least I can do for you! I’m so fucking sorry, Sir!”

She picks up her phone and adds you to a group chat, and she sends a message demanding that all 50 of the girls in the group chat be completely at your beck and call from now on. Her message instantly gets 33 heart reactions, 12 thumbs up, 5 heart-eyes emojis, a few eggplant and peach emoji reactions, and a veritable outpouring of messages confessing their eternal sexual devotion to this random man they’ve never met.