All must respect the burocracy. And that is terrifying.

And then someone hit pause on reality. The smell of sex hit your enhanced senses ment you could tell that there wasn’t even a single heartbeat in the room. What the actual…? Then the smell of someone who had just been having sex hit your nose.

“Hehe, sorry my boy.” Oh no, you turn your head and look, you don’t want to but you have to. Yep, it’s ROB the first Random Omnipotent Bas… Being you encountered. Though this time he is not surrounded by his harem of bemboes and constantly creating a symphony of squelching. In fact, oh that looks painful. The unfortunate guy is in come kind of chastity device.

“Hello ROB to what do I owe your visit. I hope it’s not a repo of the powers I selected?” No reason not to be polite.

“No no, not at all, actually um... this is embarrassing but. Well my quarterly review came due and it turns out I didn’t give you your review form or properly file your initial powers form so the cosmic powers could be properly transferred. As this is my second failure I’m required to provide the option of a resubmission at no cost to you.”

You blink I’m getting a mulligan?

You reach out a hand… hand? looking down you realize you are back in a human body. Looking around you see you are having an out of body experience. Literally, you now standing behind your throne and your dragon body is behind you on it.

“Ehhem.”

Looking back you find Rob holding out a clip board. “If you could be so kind, I don’t mean to rush but this is terribly uncomfortable and I would really like to get it off.” He jesters to the chastity belt.

Ok no need to make the poor fellow suffer, much. Looking down you find the same setup as when you first met ROB. The chain is in effect and you can actually focus this time and not rush. Plus with already having your dragon body fully built you can maybe indulge in a little munchkin building. Ok let’s do this cheat mulligan.

Ok let’s see, yes easy start so 48 points to begin

Now Drawbacks Public indecency and… hold on yep your draconic fertility control combined with Broodlord let’s you range in Hyperfertility, just barely. So picking up that +8

Now page two, once again you have the Imortality covered so no need to waist points.

Page three let’s see yep Porn physics is a must no way you are passing up the ability to have sex like you are in a hentai. Casanova is still a good pick up, an auto assist on charisma checks is perfect in a harem situation. Offspring is again a must have, as you are about to move on you pause for a moment Inheritance, you had bypassed that one before thinking that you would just let the dice of fate land as they will. Now though, with all your abilities and powers, maybe having more control over who gets what is a good idea. Ok maximize benefits and get the second level of that. Cumbrosia is definitely staying though still at level on. As before Harem and Porn logistics are just to good to pass up. Though the mind-bending stuff is still a pass and with the mindslaver powers you now had totally redundant.

Waifu options are still a pass, you look over to your harem of companions with a smile. Your going to have all the waifus any male could need anyway. And finally adjustable fluids and keep the same extras.

Then you flip up the page and, oh. How did you miss that? No wonder he got into trouble. Not only is there a customer satisfaction survey but an entire set of abilities. Ok fill out the survey and now the extras hope 7/10 satisfaction was good enough considering he rushed you out without showing you this.

Honestly the plainsfucking ability tree looks like something that you don’t really need as you can’t really see yourself running out of sexy situations where you are now. Plus a dragon popping into existence in random world and siring empowered offspring just sounds like a bad character origin.

Moving on, one mind many bodies. Now what do we have here? This could be very useful let’s see, now with everything else do you really need infinite copies of yourself wearing your harem out? No not really, but +25 should help keep anyone from feeling left out. Ok wrap this up and milking because why not and we are done.

You hand the clip board back and this time ROB actually takes the time to review it and make sure you filled it out completely. He winces at his service review but is a big enough man to admit when he was wrong and get over it.

“Thank you my boy. I’ll get this turned in and you should feel it kick in by the time you are back in your body. And do say high to ROB for me, she and I don’t always get along but I’m glad she found a man for herself. Well got to get this filed and back to my girls good day.”

And just like that you are back in your dragon body, the transition being so smooth so as to not even give you whiplash.

Bit of a soft reset here and I figured this would be more fun than just going back and changing things. Points change doesn’t affect much as there was quite the surplus of UrEmber at the end of character creation and I missed the extra options and service review IRL and in the story so seemed like a good way to fix that. There shouldn’t need to be any more big fixes like this so back to the show.