Rob felt the gown growing tighter against his body. He knew that he didn’t have much time before the pull of the hook was inescapable. Looking out at the huge audience, all watching him with hungry eyes, Rob dreaded what he needed to do next.
“All right, all right, I’m taking it off.” He mumbled sadly to Mrs. Krebs. The ringing of his voice over the speakers caused him to wince. The crowd however, started murmuring excitedly at the news that their valedictorian was going to strip down before their very eyes.
Grabbing the smooth fabric of his gown, Rob managed to tear the garment from his body with a surprising level of ease; the school must’ve cheaped out on fabric this year.
The torn garment fell dramatically to the floor as Rob was exposed to his entire graduating class in nothing but his boxers. Laughter erupted from the audience as they took in the view of Rob, red-faced and trying his best to cover his underwear with his hands. He heard a gasp come from Hannah and turned around to see her staring at his butt with a hand cupped over her mouth. Upon closer inspection it was clear why: the hook was stuck in his boxers.
“Uhhh, young man…” Came the voice of Mrs. Krebs, causing Rob to turn back to her and the audience. “You’re not quite finished.”
Rob felt his stomach drop as he looked back into the audience, many of whom had brought out their phones to record what was surely to come next. There was no way he could possibly do it, not in front of so many people. Not only was it totally embarrassing but he also didn’t need anyone knowing about a certain shortcoming of his.
As he stood paralyzed with fear, the flagpole had stretched his boxers to the point of giving him a serious wedgie. Rob could feel that something very bad was about to happen to his modesty.
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