It involves quizzes. And stripping. And cameras.

With just a few taps of her remote, Blaire has transformed her lab into the set of a game show. Colorful walls and a dozen cameras are overwhelming your senses, and you haven’t even started filming yet. The cameras are moving autonomously, some even levitating in the air, and you can’t shake the feeling that a few of them are zooming in on areas that are wholly inappropriate… As you fidget nervously under the numerous lenses, Blaire finishes her preparations and takes a spot next to you.

“Don’t worry Emilia. This is just a little quiz show I like to upload online sometimes, especially when challengers lose. It’s just for fun and entertainment, so don’t take it too seriously, okay?”

You nervously avert your gaze. “J-Just don’t edit the video to make me look stupid, okay? I’m not stupid!”

Blaire grins and says, “I promise to give an accurate depiction of your performance. And 3… 2… Welcome to another episode of Answers or Assets! I’m your host, Blaire! Today with me is a defeated challenger who’ll be putting her dignity on the line. Why don’t you introduce yourself, contestant?” Once again, her adorable, peppy attitude masks the rudeness of her statements.

“I’m Emilia… Pokemon trainer from Rifure Town…”

“Good to have you Emi- Wait a second, did you just say Rifure Town?” She suddenly seems strangely excited. “I thought you were just dressing that way for fashion, but you’re a real-life country bumpkin!?”

“I’M NOT A COUNTRY BUMPKIN!” you screech with an embarrassing voice crack. “A-And Rifure Town isn’t the countryside anymore. It’s pretty developed…”

“But you fit every stereotype!” You don’t understand why, but Blaire practically has stars in her eyes over finding out where you’re from. “You walk around in skimpy, fetishy clothes that anyone else would be embarrassed to wear! Your breasts are almost as big as my head! And you’re obviously on a completely different IQ scale from everyone else!” Hey! “It’s my dream come true! I finally get to meet a large-breasted cowgirl from out in the boonies!”

“I’m not!”

“Ohh, this is like a cross-cultural dialogue we’re having! I’m so excited! Okay, rules. Every time Emilia gets a question wrong, she loses a piece of clothing. No covering up, either! If she gets three questions right, she’s free to go! Will Emilia prove to be smarter than the average cowgirl, or will she prove that her body is her only asset by showing it to us in all its naked glory? Answers or Assets… begins now!”

Wait, did she say you’re gonna get stripped naked? And she’s uploading this online!? B-But that would make this… p-p-porn! She’s trying to turn you into a pornstar with this dumb quiz! You have to get these questions right, or your reputation is done for!