Creative Brother

Thumbing through the rule book at the coffee shop, Jay didn't pay it much mind, as it was more of an outlet for nervous energy. He did, however, recall seeing something similar at the women's clothing store his older sister Julie worked at.

"Wait..I've seen this at the store, when I helped them with inventory that weekend. Only did it to be around Julie, and her hot coworker, Melanie. But I've seen this" Jay thought. "Check that one. Maybe it has rules I can get them to change" his mind raced.

Visiting the store, all knew Jay well, and he had freedom to visit the stock and break rooms.

"I saw it in the break room, by the high heels promo wall hanging" Jay recalled. Going to the area, he was correct. There sat the book, standing up, below the 4-inch heels promo that read "Nothing is sexier than..More".

Taking the book and parking himself on the couch, he read the employee rules:

"First Rule: Dress appropriately. Stylish but professional. No high skirts, low-cut or partially unbuttoned tops, hair neatly arranged, and no excessive makeup. Management reserves the right to order removal of excess eye, face, or lips makeup.".

Jay saw that as restrictive, and, profit-killing. Any guy who shopped in there wanted to be taken care of by a hot woman showing some skin. Not a buttoned-up, tight-ass salesperson from 1954.

"That one has to go. Let's rewrite it to.. ONLY high-cut skirts, the higher the better, super-low cut tops, tank tops, or bikinis, and wild hair and nails will get you higher pay. Feel free to cake on the makeup like a hooker. Management will permit breaks to cake on more if needed. We want our saleswomen as slutty as possible, all the time".

So it was spoken, so it was in print. New Rule was now..Slutty Saleswomen.

Rule Two: Any lateness for shift will be penalized by twice the hourly pay.

"Nah, that doesn't work..Lets go for.. Any lateness for shift will result in employee bending over, bare-ass, and receiving hard spanking from any and all men passing by. Not to be less than 50 ass whacks, all photographed by Management. Such will be known as The Bare Spanking Rule".

Rule Three: Participation at Company events is mandatory; Employees will abide by all rules regarding dress code and personal behavior. Management may fire anyone violating those rules.

"Oh, no..They can't **** people to go anywhere..This will now be.. Participation at Company events is optional, as is clothing at same; Naked bowling and volleyball, for example, also encourages high amounts of drinking and/or getting stoned. Management can supply additional pot, coke, or huffing chems to really, in company terms, get you there. This will be known as The Naked and Stoned Rule. In short, company events will be naked and stoned at all times.

Jay was satisfied thus far, however, also wanted to write a few rules specifically for his hot sister Julie.

"I'll work on it, but..Thinking Julie Rule One will be..Must fuck Jay every day or night, whenever he wants.

Jay got to writing the New Rules for Julie