Gooner-deck

At the end of the galaxy, a bright star shined over its victor, a large smelly fat bastard with a massive right arm. As the space-dust settled, Aestheta the cosmic deity, sent down its inhuman champion to reward this putrid winner with a wish of their choosing.

Omicron, the god's stone statue-like champion was impressed by his own defeat, yet even without having a nose; kept his distance for hygiene's sake.

"Wow, that was quick...How did you even-" he tried casually remarking.

"hehe that's what she said" THE GOONER ejaculated immaturely.

"I get the shtick, but everyone had like either guns or magic...and you" Omicron struggled to clarify as he gestured to the winning army of fuck-toys and other fap-material.

"stick lol, this game's easy as hell to cheese; just get anything to level 10 and it's gg"

"...All these complex fighters brought together to test themselves, and that's the only strategy that works?"

"I didn't care about any of them, but there were plenty of them with nice tits; ol' Aestheta must've had good taste to pick those bitches out."

"They do; even the bug-girl was pretty hot"

"heheheh a true man of culture" cringely cackled through space.

Even a dude-bro cosmic entity, felt disgusted to relate to such toxic vibes.

"So, what's your wish?; Cat-girl harem? Maid outfits on or off?" Omega rushed; wanting to send him off quickly.

"hehe, what a limited mindset. I want you to reset the whole game with it formatted as the perfect H-game/ sex-battle experience"

"A wish is given only once every 20 years; I can't just let you reroll infinitely"

"Then just this one wish; set everything back the one-time, sex-rules so I can plow some bitches, and after my 2nd win in this too easy game, I'll just 'fuck off' with the bitches I claim during it."

"One last harem hunting gauntlet. Fine it's done; only because the tournament finished too fast this time"

The Gooner smirked through his disgustingly self-indulgent aesthetic.

Soon he drifted through space along with his gooncave; ready to revisit his first opponent.