ALICE Ch 294

Alice brings Kylie to her room. It’s messy, but not a disaster.

“Do you know what this is?” Alice asks, ripping the wrapper off a small, pink object. Kylie spots the remains of the box that it came in. Disbelief and amusement collide in Kylie’s brain, leaving her oddly calm.

“I do,” she says with a smile. It’s an anal plug. Simple, no frills.

“Faye sent it to me. I promised her I’d use it.” Alice seems stressed.

“She does like toys, doesn’t she? What’s the problem?”

Alice looks at Kylie as though Kylie is the weird one in this situation. “It’s huge.”

Kylie balks. It is not. That thing is entry-level. Kylie wishes she’d said that aloud because it’s sort of a pun. Or that might be the wine talking.

“I need help,” Alice insists.

“It’s not exactly rocket science, mate.”

“It’s scary,” Alice says earnestly.

“You’ve never done any of…” Kylie swirls her finger in the air. “That before?”

“Of course not!”

“Whaddy’a mean of course? Is that judgment I hear?”

“Well, no. Have you?”

In fact, Kylie has. Sort of. She’d had certain wild, drunken fantasies about the Amazons that had prompted her to try to “prepare” for that possibility. She owns a plug not so different from the one that Alice is holding, and it is not difficult to use. Unfortunately, her scientific experiment concluded that while the plug was both easy and interesting, something the size of an Amazon penis was literally, not figuratively, never going to happen. Tragic, really.

Alice looks impressed by Kylie’s worldliness and experience.

“Just help me out, OK? I know it’s weird,” Alice says.

“Well, we have had sex. But what would Faye think?”

“We don’t have to do anything. Just help me make it work, and then go do your thing. Please? I’ll owe you.”

Kylie laughs. “OK.” She fans her face. This is not what she expected. “Go on, then. My passionate Italian lover awaits.”

“Yeah, yeah. Lucky,” Alice grumbles, stripping down.

“Did she send lube?”

“It’s over there.”

“Let’s go in the bathroom.”

“Why?”

“Dunno. Seems cleaner.”

“I’m super clean. That’s like the first thing I did.”

“You better be.” Kylie follows Alice into the bathroom. “Here. Put this on your hand. Then put your finger in there.”

“What?”

“Faye will be upset with me if it’s my finger, so you do it.”

“This is so weird.”

“It’s fun. Put your hand on the sink, bend forward a bit, relax.”

“OK, now I’m super self-conscious about you seeing this. Maybe this wasn’t a good idea.”

“No! It’s a good idea. Go on.” Kylie gives Alice’s bare bottom a little slap. Alice makes a face at her. “Put your finger in there. Pussy.”

Scowling, Alice pours lube into her palm.