Nope, but there's still a surprise

A pair of snapping fingers brought Michael back to reality. "Hey! Which car's yours?"

Michael snapped himself out of it. "Uh - oh! The blue one here!"

Christina strutted towards the car in front of Michael, as if she was trying to show off her bare, bouncing ass to him. Michael tried his best to act calm as he ducked inside the car trunk to get the rest of his bags. He stood up with a duffel bag and another suitcase as Christina stood in front of him with two backpacks. She wore one on her back and held the other in front of her stomach, letting her breasts hang free.

"Uh, where's the red pack?" Michael asked.

Christina looked back at the car. "What red pack? This was all there was."

"No, I had six bags," Michael explained. "The suitcases with my video game systems, my duffel bag with my laptop and games, and the backpacks with my books. The red one has my..."

Michael winced as he realized the irony. Christina snickered as she caught on. "Don't tell me: you left your clothes at home too?"

Michael brought a hand to his face and groaned. "Ah, fuck!"

"Well, at least you got your priorities straight."

He looked up to glare at the naked girl. Christina laughed again. "I'm kidding! Well, sort of. I'd rather have all that stuff than my clothes."

"Wait, seriously?" Michael asked.

"Yeah! Everybody wears clothes! I haven't seen another gamer nerd or bookworm since I got here!" Christina said. "Hey, please tell me one of these bags has the new Call of Duty!'

"Are you kidding me? It was the first thing I packed!" Michael said.

"Yes!" Christina cheered. "I've been dying to play that!"

Michael felt like the luckiest man in the world. His roommate was a gamer girl, book nerd, and a smoking hot naked woman? This was turning out to be the best day of his life!

Christina suddenly got a spark in her eyes. "Say, since we're sharing all of your fun games, maybe you could share one of mine?"

Now Michael was confused. "What do you mean?"

"Well, we both forgot our clothes at home, and you're the only one wearing them right now..." Christina grew a mischievous smirk.

"W-Wait a minute," Michael said warily. "You want me to strip naked?!"

The nude woman shrugged playfully. "Sure! Why not? Why should I be the only one baring it all? And why do you get to be the only one who gets an eyeful?"

Michael shook his head. "Christina, I can't get naked in the middle of campus!"

The backpacks dropped to the ground as Christina folded her arms and grew a serious expression. "You can if you want my help getting these up to the room."

"I already said I didn't need your help!"

"And, like I already said, I don't believe you."

Michael felt his status as the world's luckiest man fall away.