Not Convincing Enough

''Yes, now can I have it back''

''Sure you can, but first let me just change this for you'' She said, grinning triumphantly as she tapped away and hit confirm. John couldn't do much as he didn't think wrestling his phone away from a police officer in the middle of a police station would go very well.

''John is in shock at the sight of how BEAUTIFUL a woman she is''

''There, now you canwhatheFUCK?'' Jane's voice rose as she finished her sentence, particularly because the unkempt woman she was going to hand the phone back to had suddenly been replaced by an absolute bombshell.

''I, uh, I can explain'' John absolutely did not know how he was going to explain this.

Jane was looking around frantically, before settling on a nearby door. ''In there, now'' Her voice had regained that authoritative tone from earlier as she grabbed John's arm and dragged her off into what looked to be a locker room. He was vaguely aware of someone calling after Jane, but his attention was drawn more directly to the shorts that were once strained tight by his fat stomach, now threatening to very quickly drop around the ankles of his slim and feminine frame. Jane shoved her and she stumbled her way further into the room.

''We're fine, just give me a second'' Jane seemed to be dismissing a fellow officer before closing the door behind her and leaning back against it. ''Explain''