Another Misconduct Charge

It was a month since Josh was canned and here I was back in a a tribunal over misconduct.

“So Mr. Palmer, are you ready to present your findings?”

“I am Mr. Beaufort and what I found and am about to present shows a total lack of respect by Feelers Loss prevention staff, not only by the male officers but by a female officer also!”

“Well then precede Mr. Palmer!”

I was in the Feelers Department store on May fifteenth wearing a black t-shirt which I decided to change with a clean black t-shirt off the t-shirt shelves. I didn’t know that a female loss prevention officer was two rows over from me. So of course I was apprehended and taken to the Loss Prevention Office where I pleaded my innocence."

“I never took anything, why are you accusing me Miss?”

“Oh cut the bullshit we both know that the t-shirt you have on came off the t-shirt shelf only minutes ago, so here’s what I’m offering you, either admit it and I’ll bring in the police or you prove to me that I’m only good for one thing!”

“Mr. Beaufort, I was shocked by her offer!” Pausing long enough to take a sip of water. “At first I thought she was kidding but she actually removed her pants and thong and looked at me and said “Well what’s going to be spend time in a cell or lick some clit?”