Scarlet Date 2, Part 4: 91 Chapters to do What Most Branches Handle in a Paragraph

Skye

“Why the fuck are we out here cutting firewood instead of dealing with that fucking psycho?”

Ms. Josie needs to calm down. It’s the third time she’s asked since we’ve started. Ms. Dinah will answer her again in a moment.

“We promised Daphne that we would not do anything about the situation until we can all get together. Besides, someone did promise to help Skye make firewood in exchange for going into that insane dungeon this afternoon.”

Skye is arranging the newly cut wood into a bonfire on the sandbar for her date in a couple of days. She feels behind on her plan, with the family drama being a major distraction. She still needs to cook a feast big enough for the family, bake a couple of cakes, make more mithril dust, forge a couple of rings. It would be helpful to learn how to put on make-up, too. So much I still need to do.

Ms. Tina is helping Ms. Dinah expel her milk. The de-aged doctor moans as the bonny bunny squeezes her teat. She asks, “So, how are we handling sleeping time? I have a feeling I need to wear out our wolf-girl before she goes all rabid on Indi.”

“No offense, but Josie seems the more competent bodyguard.”

That is fair.

“What are you talking about? Skye killed a devil last night. Not a thing-a-ma-bob in the dungeon. An actual devil. She’s badass.”

Ms. Tina then describes her experiences with Vinny. How she was **** to have friendly banter with a guy ruining another person’s life for the audience’s amusement. How the Cum Guzzler’s contract nearly ruined all of their lives. How Vinny tormented her for protecting everyone. She finishes with, “And then Skye came in and lit him up.”

Until that last bit, Josie was going apoplectic. She calms down, “Fucker is dead? Good. Tell us when we need to kill the next one. No one hurts my girlfriend and gets away with it. No one.” Ms. Tina shoves her tongue down the wolf-girl’s mouth.

“I think we have enough firewood now. Thank you, Ms. Josie. Are we all ready to go back inside?”

Francis

<Two more of them. They’re so daunting.> Francis’ ass is already clenching.

“<What do you plan to do with them?>”

“Whatever you are comfortable with,” Scarlet replies, “I only glanced at Josie’s statue, but you looked unhappy.”

<Mouth has got to be better than ass, right?> He lifts Daphne off his lap and says, “<Follow me.>” Heading to the pool, he removes his clothes and dives in. Grabbing the first PP, he makes sure it’s set to the pink minus side. Then, he dives down and starts to mouth-fuck himself. <This feels surprisingly right. That is probably a problem. Nice to know I can still breathe with my gills while doing this.> He moans in Aquan. He sinks to the bottom of the pool so he can rub his clitty. <Last time having this, and I can’t even bring myself to jack off right. I’m such a pathetic loser.> More Aquan moans.

Suddenly, Daphne is floating right on top of him. She reaches out into his mind, “<Beloved, you look so cute right now. Thought you’d like a little encouragement. Check out my egg sacs!>” She thrusts her breasts out and gives him a little shimmy. He thrusts the PP harder, faster. <Why does this feel go fucking good?>

“<You keep pumping that cock, Beloved. I can help you down there.>” Daphne pulls his hand away and he moans in disapproval. When she wraps her hand around his clitty and starts stroking it, he grabs a handful of his tit instead. Tweaking his nipple, he feels the PP twitch in his mouth. He slows down the pumping just long enough to feel that he’s about to cum. “<Almost there!>” he exclaims into Daphne’s mind. Daphne responds by pumping as hard as she can. Both Francis and the PP cums at the same time.

Daphne: +2 VP (Brought Master to Orgasm [Handjob])

Then Francis screams loud enough to shake the water in the pool. It feels like he’s being torn apart down there. He nearly passes out. Daphne presses her lips to his, shoving her rough tongue down his throat. The sensation distracts him from the pain. The pain eventually dulls to a throbbing ache. Daphne pulls away and brushes his cheek.

Daphne: +2 VP (Kiss the Girl)

She helps him to the surface and he helps her out of the pool. Scarlet watched the whole thing from the edge. She looks concerned. “You okay there, Francis?”

“<It hurts. Maybe a break before Round 2?>”

Scarlet presses a hand into his lower abdomen and he feels a warm sensation. The pain lessens again.

“We’ll take a break.”

“Oh, can we catch up some some of the other seasons? I miss watching Susan get milked! Her egg sacs are soooooo huge!”

Tina

As soon as the door to Josie’s room is closed, Tina jumps into her arms. She covers the wolf girl in kisses. Josie, for her part, starts to kiss back. Tongues wrestle in Tina’s mouth and she loves it. Soon enough, Tina’s on the bed on her back. Josie looms over her. The bunny in her wants to run away; the woman in her wants to be devoured.

Tina: +2 VP (Kiss the Slut)

“Strip before I tear those clothes off, Rabbit. And don’t just pop your clothes in your inventory. Take them off manually. I want to see how cute they look on the floor.”

Tina’s heart is pounding. She got dressed in some “civilian clothes” when she got back from Tahiti. She unbuttons the cute blouse she had on, revealing her bra-covered breasts, her smooth tummy. Josie leans down and kisses her on her Francis tattoo’s forehead.

“Should we talk about this?”

“Um, magic item. Gives me a bonus based on the image. The image can change to my latest sexual fantasy every time I orgasm. I started with this one to tease Francis. Did I do good?”

Josie answers by shoving her tongue down Tina’s throat. Tina happily kisses back. Too soon, the wolf pulls away. “I believe I ordered you to strip.”

She shimmies down her jeans. Josie stares at her like a piece of meat. Again, she wants to run away; again, she wants to be devoured. Tina asks, “Hey, take a pic of me like this for Insta-Thot. Need some images to post tomorrow.”

Josie growls, but grabs Tina’s phone. She snaps a few pics, then lets Tina scroll through them. Tina smiles. Man, am I hot.

“Enough distractions. Strip.”

Boobies and pussy freed from their lacy confines, Tina stares as her wolf-girlfriend pull off her sports bra. Clad in just her thong, he curls up Tina into a leg thrust. A blood-red aura surrounds the gym girl as her tongue grows sooooo long. She howls, then plunges into Tina’s bunny hutch.

Devour me, my sexy predator.

Josie: +2 VP (Brought to Orgasm by Another Slut [Eargasm])

Tina: +2 VP (Brought to Orgasm by Another Slut [Eargasm])

Scarlet

Scarlet is glad Daphne wanted to experience being milked as this Susan character. It gives her time to check in on Francis. He’s only half watching the TV. Scarlet rests her head on his shoulder.

“Hey, we took a big step. How are you feeling?”

“It’ll be an adjustment. Still working through it.”

Wait. Did he just...

He continues, “The voice is dead. Not reverted back to the usual mode. Dead. My head feels strangely empty without it.”

“Check your transformations, please. We need to be sure.”

He pulls out his phone. “Sorry, my transformation page is stupid long. Give me a minute. Wait. It’s gone? That can’t be right. I have a new category at the bottom of my page. I’m a woman now. And I’m... cured?”

He turns his phone around to show Scarlet. His (no, her) Identity, Interrupted transformation did change. Scarlet reads it:

Identity, Interrupted – The Mistress conquered her gross masculine identity, so now she gets rewarded. Her undiagnosed persistent depressive disorder is now cured. +1 Charisma.

Scarlet gives her newly minted girlfriend a hug. “I’m so proud of you, Francis.”

“Harper.”

“Harper?”

“I need a clean break from my old life. Changing my name seems like a good start. You like?”

“It’s a... choice. It might help to explain why that name?”

“Gonna laugh, maybe. Eilistraee is a patroness of the Harpers. Kind of an adventuring guild back on Faerun. Figured it would be a way to honor her while, you know, still having a somewhat normal human name.”

“Ok. If you really want to honor Skye’s weird goddess, Harper it is.” Scarlet jumps at hearing a hunting horn blown directly in her ear. She sees the words “<I’m your weird goddess, too, until you tell me otherwise.>” floating in the air in perfect Elvish. Then, it changes to, “<Admit it, you had fun pole dance fighting this afternoon.>”

Scarlet rolls her eyes at the text. “Fine, Eilistraee is so super cool.”

Harper gives her stripper girl a look at that sardonic exclamation. Scarlet asks, “What?”

“Nothing. Oh, Daphne is done and looks very pent up. I think I’m ready to give this a test run. You ready for Round 2?”

Dinah

Well, visiting Beckie was a waste of time. Wasn’t she told to help accommodate our dates? Dinah grumbles as she stomps towards the bathhouse. Skye follows behind.

So, she wasn’t paying too much attention when the hallway changed to a scene in black and white.

“Um, Ms. Dinah, something weird is going on.”

A singular windowed door is at the end of the hall. The two gingerly walk towards it, Skye with a sword in hand. When they get close enough, text appears on the door: “Private Meeting with Ms. Hornblower. Ms. Kimura, please wait outside.” Skye starts to object, only for the text to change to something in a different script. She nods and stands by the door.

“You okay, Skye?”

“The producer promised she wouldn’t hurt you.”

Aw. That explains it. Dinah walks through the door. Inside is something out of an old film noir movie. She heads over the to wet bar and pours herself a whiskey. She takes a sip. It’s water.

“If you are done playing with my props, Ms. Hornblower, have a seat.”

“Dr. Hornblower,” Dinah declares. She turns around to see a vague figure in the shadows, eyes flashing a blue colored tarnished silver, sitting behind a desk. Dinah sits in the chair in front of it, noting, “I think I prefer you as a cat.”

The cat hops out of the shadows and climbs into Dinah’s lap, saying, “Then I demand pets, human.”

Stroking the producer’s super soft fur, the de-aged doctor asks, “Where are we? And why am I here?”

“Sorry for the nature of this place. I decorated my office in this style as a bit of a joke. Since I seem to have to constantly do the job of my host, we are here to work through your date requests. Shall we get started?”

Indigo

Indigo finds herself at the door to the dungeon for the first time. She’s struggling to find another victim. The hotel staff seems wary to the point of being outright hostile this evening and she has no idea why. And, for some reason, the location app says Dinah is “not available.” How is that even possible?

Seeing no other way to gain more XP, she figured she’d try the more traditional way. How hard could Level 1 be?

Old timey war zone with old timey turkeys? Whoever thought up of it is some kind of weirdo. They aren’t even sexy turkeys. She summons forth her first cast of Eldritch Blast and blows up one of the guard turkeys. The second starts to charge at her, only to get easily blasted before it gets halfway to her. 3 more turkeys are shredded before Indi is sure that the coast is clear. This is stupid easy, she thinks as she one-shots every turkey in her way.

Then she gets to the obvious boss arena. 4 tiny turkeys, plus one big one. Her first blast blows up one of the smaller turkey’s real good. The other small ones run away. The big one, however, runs up and whacks her really hard with it’s beak. Summoning more magic, she invokes a Hellish Rebuke. The big turkey catches fire, smelling surprisingly tasty.

She tries to aim around the big turkey to pop another small one, but her aim goes way off as the big bird smacks her again. Follando pavo. Another Hellish Rebuke invoked, the big turkey starts to smell mouth-wateringly good. The little turkeys regain their bravery and move to encircle the foxy girl.

She tries a Burning Hands next, generating a cone of flame directly in between the big turkey and one of the small ones. Mierda, I have to aim? The big turkey hits her first, finally avoiding the searing juices of hellfire as it pummels into her chest. The other turkeys peck at her too, knocking her out.

Indigo: +9 XP (Killed 9 Level 1 monsters)