Professor of Religion Alistair Finch

Professor Alistair Finch, a distinguished man of 35 with salt-and-pepper hair neatly combed back and spectacles perched upon his nose, surveyed his handiwork in the Rulebook. The coffee shop was bustling around him, oblivious to the profound changes he had just set in motion. He chuckled softly; no one would ever suspect the unassuming university professor as a wielder of such power.

Alistair felt a surge of adrenaline as he recalled the note inside the book: "Wouldn't it be nice if you could be the one writing the rules for once?" Absolutely, it was exhilarating! The power to shape reality itself was intoxicating. He couldn't resist testing his new abilities further. With the coffee shop incident as proof that Old Rules worked seamlessly into existing realities, he decided to experiment with New Rules on himself and those closest to him.

His first order of business was ensuring the Rulebook remained in his possession. Using a pen – for permanence, naturally – he wrote: "The owner of this book is Alistair Finch, and cannot be read by anyone else. If anyone else finds it, they are immediately drawn to return it to him as if their life depended on it." That taken care of, he returned to the pencil and began drafting his personal enhancements.

His desires were simple yet potent: "New Rule: The owner of this book has a 12-inch long cock and 9 inches in girth." Alistair imagined himself with such a formidable endowment, capable of satisfying even the most insatiable cravings. Next came, "New Rule: The owner of this book has no refractory period and can control when he cums mentally." Oh, the possibilities! No longer would he be at the mercy of his body's urges; he could indulge in extended pleasure sessions as long as he wished.

He continued with a flourish: "New Rule: The owner of this book has a penis 10 times more sensitive during sex than average," and "When the owner of this book has sex, his partner feels his cock with 10 times the sensitivity as they normally do." Now, Alistair wouldn't just be well-endowed; he would also be able to provide an unforgettable experience for any lucky recipient of his affections.

Finally, to round out his self-improvement project, he wrote: "New Rule: The owner of this book controls when his partner comes mentally. He can control the length, strength and all other aspects of his own and his partner's orgasms." With this rule in place, Alistair would have complete control over the climaxes he experienced, ensuring maximum satisfaction for both himself and his partners.

Satisfied with his work, Alistair closed the Rulebook, a wicked grin spreading across his face. He couldn't wait to test out these new rules and see just how much influence he could wield over others. The world was now his oyster, ready to be reshaped according to his desires.