Josie Date 2, Part 2: Ballroom Blitz

Tina

Tina is so psyched right now. She’s in position in the ceiling of the One Shot Room, waiting for Daphne’s signal. She admires herself in the mirror as she waits, trying her best not to think about the guy who’s life she had assisted in ruining during her fucking Vinny contract. The Mage Armor spell Francis **** her to take as a practicality certainly has it’s advantages. It’s covering her body like a thin layer of baby oil on her skin. She enjoys the shimmer of the light reflecting off of her breasts. Damn, I’m hot. And, after I win Josie’s game, I’m totally going to get laid! Just gonna use my magic.

Tina: +20 BP (Bimbo or Billionaire Contract Fulfilled)

BEEP!

That’s the signal. Time to make my entrance!

Tina jumps down the hole that appears on the floor, then finds herself slipping down a rope to the floor of a dance club, surrounded by a series of pseudo-clones. The other bunnies all look like her, but with slightly smaller tits; wearing a suit jacket, a tie, sunglasses, and nothing else than a smile, they all wield hand axes. She has a group of 5 on hand around her as another 5 slide down to surround her targets in the VIP section. With 2 other groups to call (just in case), Tina is sure to win on the scale of pure numbers. 20 level 1 minions, plus my magnificence, versus Francis and Josie? No contest.

She takes a look at her opponents as she slides down. Josie is dressed super cute; Tina can’t wait to unwrap Josie’s breasts from that top. Francis looks... interesting. Clad only in those boots from the dungeon and some fishnet stockings, he has his longsword at the ready, resting across his shoulders.

Oh, right. The ground. Time to monologue!

“Bwa, ha, ha! This terroristic act is brought to you by Cum Guzzlers, the multiverse’s most perverse breastaurant! We are here to kidnap hotties to serve as wait staff. Other Tinas, grab the sexiest sluts you can and prepare them for a life of drinking, wearing, and smelling semen! Bwa, ha, ha!”

Aw, that’s sweet. They’re both clapping for me. Tina takes a bow.

“Hey, Daphne…” Josie shouts.

“That’s DJ Fish Tits!”

“Not saying that, Daph. Hit it!”

Suddenly, a song starts playing over the loudspeakers. It’s not the typically girlie pop that Tina likes to dance to, but something... old. “Are you ready Steve? Uh-huh / Andy? Yeah / Mick? Okay / Alright fellas, let's go!”

Then, the fight is on.

Francis starts by doing this shuffle step of a sort, jumping off the VIP balcony, performing a triple axle in the air (saluting Josie as he turns), then slams down into the ground, crackling the dance floor screens. The **** of the strike causes the glass of the floor to shatter into dust for several feet around him. Good news, Tina was able to easily jump away and Francis, apparently spending too much time showing off and not enough time landing properly, lands on his back. Ouch. That looked painful. Bad news, 2 of her escort bunnies got shredded by the glass shard filled shockwave, and the rest are too out of it at the moment to counter-attack.

Tina fires off a Card Blast, yet Francis is able to block 2 of the cards. The third hits, barely. Well, that basically did nothing. Tina lands on her feet, then does the sensible thing. Run away!

Tina scans the screens. The leader-board screens show that Francis has 2 points. Screens focusing on Josie show the wolf-girl grabbing a bunny by the throat, squeezing hard, then dragging her into the path of another bunny’s ax. Josie got herself a point.

“Oh it's been getting so hard / Living with the things you do to me, uh huh / My dreams are getting so strange / I'd like to tell you everything I see.”

Francis is back on his feet, starting his dance again. The bunnies around him swing with their axes, only to have them all deflected with magic or dodged. Francis’ momentum directs his blade as he runs clean through one of the bunnies. Tina fires off another Card Blast, only to see all of them absorbed by the last bits of Francis’ magical shield. Fuck. How is that fair? Run away again!

Over her shoulder, she sees Josie on a screen slam her bunny corpse shield into the living bunny before her. The wolf-girl doesn’t see the other three. She bellows in pain as 3 ax blades slam into her back.

“Oh, I see a man at the back as a matter of fact / His eyes are as red as the sun / And the girl in the corner let no one ignore her / 'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one!”

A burst of wind surrounds Francis as he suddenly rushes to Tina. He pivots and swings the flat of his blade into Tina’s flank. It feels like a Mack truck shrunk down to a couple of inches and crashes into her. But, he’s open as the magic fades. My turn. Time for a showstopper! He’s got wind, well, so do I!

Spending some big time magic, Tina perfectly positions a little tornado that rapidly collects the glass shards on the floor. Francis is flung off his feet, cut up by the glass, buffeted by the winds, then slams into the ground near the bunnies he ran past. His magic shield doesn’t block everything this time. Don’t think I can handle another one of those hits. Need to keep my distance.

Josie doesn’t look like she’ll last much longer, if Tina’s glance on the screen is any indication. It is 4 against 1 up there. Correction. 3 against 1. Josie, teeth gory, ripped out the throat of one of them, before spinning around to use her corpse shield.

“Oh yeah, it was like lightning / Everybody was frightening / And the music was soothing / And they all started grooving”

Francis tuck jumps up and slices down into a bunny. He spins around the last bunny and dodges the ax swing. Tina focuses her efforts first on sending her li’l glass filled Dust Devil into Francis. She doesn’t quite avoid the last of her bunny escort and it’s soon pulp. She doesn’t have the angle to actually get Francis in it’s area of effect. Then, she’s surrounded by 5 fresh bunnies. Alright. Second wave of my cannon fodder. Surely he won’t be able to handle all of them a second time!

A quick glance at the scoreboard shows Francis leading at 4, Josie at second place with 2, then Tina at 1. Ooooh. I get points for killing my cannon fodder. Hee hee. Josie’s score ticks up to 3 as Tina sees a bunny knocked off the balcony, landing in a wet scrunch. Her corpse shield lands shortly thereafter. Josie, already weakened by blood loss, doesn’t quite dodge the remaining ax swings fast enough. She despawns.

Josie: +3 XP (Killed 3 Level 1 monsters)

“Yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah / And the man in the back said everyone attack / And it turned into a ballroom blitz / And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you / It'll turn into a ballroom blitz / Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz.”

The wind rushes around Francis again as he speeds around the Dust Devil and her guards. A solid whack at her butt with the flat of his blade is the result. Tina jumps from the pain before he can get a second blow in and lands on the other side of her cannon fodder. She keeps running, trying to position her Dust Devil to sweep him up next turn. She sees Francis dodge and deflect another flurry of bunny blows.

“I'm reaching out for something / Touching nothing's all I ever do / Oh I softly call you over / When you appear there's nothing left of you, uh huh”

Tina figures out that the shockwave was magic and not the effect of a movie superhero landing when he stomps to generate a second one. A couple of the bunnies avoid the worst of it, but 3 bunnies are shredded with glass. He generates yet another one of those irritating shields as he dances around ax blades and the fire bolt she sends his way. She then plows her Dust Devil into Francis, shredding her guards in the process.

“And the man in the back is ready to crack / As he raises his hands to the sky / And the girl in the corner is everyone's mourner / She could kill you with a wink of her eye”

Shit! Why is my last wave of protection not here yet? Well, at least he doesn’t seem to have any ranged attacks. I can just run around and hope he doesn’t catch me. Yeah, that’s the plan!

Francis summons a diamond from his inventory and launches what looks to be a purple tennis ball at her. Her last conscious thoughts are listening to the next bit of the song. She chuckles as she passes out from the last line.

“Oh yeah it was electric / So perfectly hectic / And the band started leaving / 'Cause they all stopped breathing”

Tina: +1 XP (Killed 3 Level 1 monsters x0.33 [over-leveled])

Francis: +2 XP (Killed 7 Level 1 monsters x0.33, rounded down [over-leveled])

Francis: +3 XP (Knocked out 1 Level 3 player)

Daphne

Daphne heads back to the dorms with a smile on her face. Win, lose, or draw, she knew that the three of them would have fun and it was almost like she got to be a Dungeon Mermaid for real. She enjoys the swishy, swishy action of her new skirt as she walks, too. She wiggles her hips as she walks just to make the skirt shimmy.

Assuming she’s missed dinner, she grabs a fish sandwich from this Kang-oo’s place and chomps it down. The human brain part of her warns her not to touch gas station food, but Daphne eats fish and this is the only place she knows she can get fish. It’s greasy, heavy, and has some of that poison green vegetable stuff, but it’s fish. Kinda. And, anyways, while she’s on the show, the worst thing that will happen is a mild tummy ache. It’s fine.

She apparently didn’t miss dinner since her harem-sister Skye made her a grilled fish. She starts to grab the fish. “Thanks, Skye!”

Skye has the nerve to swat at Daphne’s hands. “You’re welcome, Ms. Daphne. But, you need to practice using a knife and fork. No more treating everything as finger food.”

The two talk as Daphne eats, annoyingly slow. Forks are super lame tiny tridents. Can’t even pick up a whole mouthful. She listens to Skye’s dancing lady goddess pitch. Eventually, Daphne responds to the naked elf’s entreaty, “Eh, if my Beloved wants me to. Up to him.”

Skye looks disappointed. “Oh, that reminds me, how was your date last night? My future lady love wanted to let you gush about it. You’ve been too busy helping Ms. Josie all day.”

Daphne certainly gushes about it. Skye starts to blush as Daphne goes into vivid detail, especially about her Beloved’s magic spectral cock shoved down her throat this morning. Daphne starts to feel a little tingle down at her human not-cloaca. It’s weird for her to think about the thing that looks so much like her old cloaca as an erogenous zone. Maybe Scarlet or Dr. Hornblower can help me figure out how to take the edge off without getting in the pool first?

After dinner, belly stuffed with fish, Daphne waves goodbye to the naked elf as she heads outside for some reason. Conveniently, she is rooming with both humans this week.

The sight she sees as she opens the door, greeting the pair with, “Oooh, oooh, DJ Fish Tits in the hizzouse!” makes the situation seem less convenient. Dr. Hornblower is on top of the redhead, trying to shove her egg sac into Scarlet’s mouth. And they are both yelling, screaming, and hair-pulling. Now, the human part of her wants her to civilly calm down her harem-sisters. The mermaid part of her has, as per usual, the correct solution. A spear summoned from her inventory, Daphne rushes in and expertly shoves the point right in the space between their eyes, spewing out the most perverted things she can say in Dolphin (and even the most prudish dolphin is more perverse than the average human). That got their attention.

“Now, does someone want to tell me what the fuck is going on?”

Francis

“Welcome back to the world of the living. Good job. Both of you.”

“Don’t patronize me, old man. It’s bad enough I’m 0 and 2 with you tonight. Don’t need you rubbing it in with ‘good sportsmanship’.”

Francis snorts, “Josie, you took on 5 people with weapons and all you had were your wits and your fists. You did admirably. Dropping 3 of them before they dropped you is quite impressive.”

Tina adds, “Better than I did my first time. Only killed 2 of those evil birds before they got me, and I had magic and Scarlet to help me. My performance, on the other hand...”

“You nearly got me, Tina. I mostly picked spells to tank bosses and you were able to kite me around very well. You generally used your minions to good effect, having me spend more SP on defense than I really should have. I was down to 2 SP when I finally dropped you.”

Tina’s ears pop up and she smiles, “So, I did good?” Josie pats the bunny-girl’s head. “You did good, girl. And I love how shiny you are right now.”

“So, before Daphne left, she set a timer and y’all are here for another 20 minutes or so, then we’ll have like 5 minutes before we need to be in the Suite. Quick dinner now or wait until we’re upstairs?”

“So, Phase 3, Francis: Cena y Conversacion. I’m still beat, so can you pull out the picnic basket? We can eat and talk.”

The next few minutes are spent sorting food (some big ol burritos and a few beers) and getting it ready for the threesome. When Francis finally sits down, Josie starts to look real serious.

“I’m guessing this planned conversation is not going to be a light one.”

Tina takes a bite of her burrito, then replies, “I mean, it doesn’t have to be. Depends on you, really.”

That earns her a look from Josie. Josie begins, “So, the plan was supposed to be that I was to beat Tina. I’d carry both of you upstairs to rest up from the fight, then talk expectations. Once Tina recovered, we’d role play some things in your... sex dungeon. ‘Course, that got ruined by you being better than me.” Josie sulks.

Francis pinches the bridge of his nose. “Explain to me how you expected me to actually use the sex dungeon? Was the plan to tie me up and have me watch you two have fun?”

“Um... No, but I think we should change the plan anyways.” Tina blurts out, “As much as I loved the idea of a sexy bondage threesome and as much as I need to have some sexy time fun after the last 24 hours, my conversation with our producer makes me a little worried that I’ll get too much VP out of it.”

Francis agrees with the look Josie is giving Tina at that. His face probably matches. “Wait, you’ve had a conversation with the producer?”

“Yeah. I’m not sure I trust her, but she seems... nice in a quirky kind of way. She mentioned that if I hit 100 VP this week, the others are likely to be ‘non-people’ at the end of the game. I don’t want that, so I need to limit how much VP I get.”

“I already took that into account, Tina,” Josie notes, “I still want to win. Even if we are all using the wish the exact same way. I want the bragging rights. It’s my job to plan some good orgies, and this threesome is going to be a good start. And yes, Francis, we are going to have sexy times with you. The plan is not to cuck my future hot girlfriend; the plan is to use the threesome to help get you to being my future hot girlfriend. Any other immediate objections?”

“How much of your plan is going to be uncomfortable to any of us?”

“I’m probably going to push your boundaries, Francis. The whole point of this convo is to figure out how far I can push it.” Then, she starts describing her plan. It is very detailed. He feels himself, already pretty hard from spending most of his SP in the span of a single song, into full erection. Tina starts to tease her clit at the thought. Josie refuses to spoil “the grand finale”, but she promises to give him a chance to back down before moving on to it. She even pulls up some descriptions for some transformations to actually make some progress. He reads the first and nods in approval. Josie fires a text off to Scarlet and he feels it start to set in:

A Girl’s Breast Friend – The Master’s chest is just so flat. Let’s get that fixed. The Master’s nipples become extra sensitive. Every time a contestant plays with The Master’s nipples, The Master will experience arousal. If the contestant plays with The Master’s nipples sufficiently to cause an orgasm before the game ends, the Master’s chest will reshape itself and grow half a cup size in mass, up to a lovely set of D cups. The Master’s musculoskeletal system will adjust to handle the change in his breast size (Progress: 0/8).

Scarlet: -20 BP

Scarlet: +2 VP (Bought Master a Feminizing Transformation x2 [first time contestant participant])

He starts to tease one of his nipples, shivering as his erection settles down due to the feminine orgasm he starts to induce. Might need to actually wear bras for functionality now. Will probably need to for support by tomorrow morning. Good. Our lack of tits is disgusting. Agreed, in the sense that we need some feminine curves. He lets out a bit of a whine. Tina blurts, “If we don’t finish up the talk soon, I might be starting without you two.”

Josie rolls her eyes, then pulls up the other transformation. “I’m buying this one. You like?”

Which are Better: Squats or Hip Bridges? – The Master’s ass is just so flat and his hips are so narrow. That just won’t do for Josie. Every time a contestant plays with the Master’s ass, The Master will experience arousal. If the contestant plays with The Master’s ass sufficiently to cause an orgasm before the game ends, the Master’s hip and ass skeletomuscular features will transform into a more feminine form. Upon 5 such orgasms, the Master’s ass will be completely reshaped to Josie’s ideal bubble butt (Progress: 0/5).

He nods. “Good. Because I wasn’t going to give you a choice in the matter.” He feels the transformation hit. Tonight is going to be so productive. And so fun.

Josie: - 20 BP

Josie: +2 VP (Bought Master a Feminizing Transformation x2 [first time contestant participant])

The timer goes off as the transformation finishes setting in. Francis stands up and offers a hand to each of his partners for the night. Tina takes the offered hand and licks his nipple as she stands up. Josie swats away the hand and grabs a fistful of Francis’ inadequate ass. She pulls herself up and kneads it as he moans. With a swat, she stops.

“Not yet. Francis. You aren’t going to start blowing loads yet. We need to be upstairs first. Phase 4: We make a woman out of you.”