Look up some diet tips.

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You’ve been neglecting your diet lately. Before you found yourself in this world you were always a bit apathetic about getting in shape. However, you suddenly find yourself much more motivated. After all, you have mouths to feed. How are you supposed to scour the world in search of all the amazing cocksuckers this world has to offer if you get winded going up three flights of stairs? Resolute, you open Reddit and head to the loseit subreddit. You’ve always found this to be a good place to pick up random fitness tips and tricks. You decide to pick a recent post at random and open it up.

Sure, that seems fine. You click the link.

Well, that was unexpected, but not unwelcome. You briefly adjust your sitting position to try to hide the bulge of your reawakened erection, but then realize you’re being stupid and just let it be. This is probably not what you should be hung up on, but you can’t help but wonder about that number, 24 calories. It seems really high, but both of the women in this conversation talked about it like it was a well-known figure. You vaguely recall reading once that the average ejaculation only has one calorie, but the subject hasn’t been studied in-depth. However, as you look up the same subject now, you find that A) studies on this subject are a lot more numerous in this world, and B) guys cum a lot more now. It seems like the average ejaculation in this world has about eight times as much volume as in the one you came from, and at 24 calories that would also make semen… carry the one… three times thicker than it used to be? Give or take.

Huh. Earlier when you came all over that random woman’s face you definitely blew a massive load compared to what you’re used to, but you assumed that was because it had been a while. Maybe that’s just what a normal load looks like now, though? You suppose you’re about to find out, since despite the fact that you just had a powerful orgasm less than half an hour ago, you’re once again fully hard.