It’s a thong speedo

“I did not order this…” I say to myself in my empty apartment. “Ugh I don’t have time for this…” I slipped it on anyways as I say that it was also undersized as it felt strange wearing a thong for the first time in my life. The strangest part was that it also tied on the sides, which had me wondering if I had been sent a woman’s bikini bottom. It clearly was a red speedo since it did have space in the front for a cock or even an erection (which I would not ever have that problem even at full mast).

After tying the sides as best as I could and taking one last look at myself, I grabbed a pair of shorts and tank top as well as my keys to quickly make my way for a fun day at the beach.