Not that bad actually

"I... erm," she blushed, her goddess and genie nature seemed to be in conflict. "It's not like I said anything wrong! Right Darkness!"

"... let's just go, Kazuma," Megumin suddenly brightened, grabbing Kazuma's arm, figuring something out to use her Explosion on for today at least.

"... where are we going?" Kazuma asked, leaving Aqua and Darkness to deal with the public humiliation.

As they were walking around town. Wiz walked up to them. Her face a bit flushed. "Oh... Kazuma. I think I'm under your ... Well you know. Her influence."

"Her... influence?" Kazuma blinked, wondering what Wiz meant. Surely she didn't know Aqua was a genie, did she? He hadn't specifically mentioned that.

Wiz leaned in close and whispered. "I had a dream you were fucking me last night, you and the lady Aqua."

Had Megumin not leaned in she probably wouldn't have heard it. "You too! Kazuma! Stop doing that!"

"Oh my," Wiz added. "You were influenced by the... well her magic too?"

"...how much do you know?" Kazuma asked Wiz.

"Well," she leaned in to whisper. "Given that she had an aura of reality warping around her and she called you Master, I imagine a genie of some kind."

"And what exactly do you know about genies?" Kazuma asked.

"Not too much. I read some things about them here and there," Wiz answers. "Though I'm glad she appears to be in your hands rather than someone more devious."

Megumin snorts suddenly after hearing that.

"...oh please, Megumin. If I was as bad as you think, you'd have already been spreading your legs for me," Kazuma snorted at Megumin.

She pointed her staff at him. "You're just afraid of my crimson retaliation! You... you pervert!"

"Like you'd be able to inflict it if I was that bad," he snorted. He then looked at Wiz. "Aqua's a sex genie to be specific, and I wished for any girl with interest in sleeping with me to have a dream about it, and then tell me about it so I could determine how to proceed from there. I wasn't targeting you with that, but clearly, it had its effect."

"Oh my," Wiz said. "Uhm... yes, I can see how I was effected then. So, well, are you sure you would want someone like me? I am a lich afterall?" Wiz seemed self conscious about her body.

Megumin just blushed red and turned away, seemingly unwilling to accept reality at this point.

"A sexy lich," Kazuma snorted. "You're not exactly a rotting corpse."

Wiz blushed a mild shade of pink. Possibly as bright as she could blush. "I er uhm. Wait. I'm an undead I don't think your uhm supposed to say things like that about me!"

"And I also am "not supposed to" keep an undead from being purified. Or date multiple people," he stated lazily. "I do a lot of things people say I'm not supposed to. So long as I'm not causing anyone any actual harm, who should care, other than busybodies with business so boring, they have to involve themselves in the business of others?"

Megumin glared, unsure if that was a slight at her.

Wiz fidgets a bit. "Admittedly the idea of... Well that with my new friend Aqua and her master does sound... Pleasant."

He sighed. "Sorry. That whole **** friendship thing was an accident, but at least she's not trying to kill you anymore."

Wiz chuckled. "Yes. I'd very much prefer to not die. At least not until I have a successful shop and had many more pleasant memories."

Megumin spoke up. "Kazuma! Explosion! Need! Can you fuck the lich later!"

"Oh. If you are looking for a safe place to use explosion magic. I suggest heading south," Wiz said with almost a motherly smile.