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Chapter 47
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sexyslave
Do our lovable idoits have a plan for this new crisis?
Kazuma does... Aqua though?
"Kazuma! We have enough saved up right? We don't have to do the scary quests right?" Aqua asked, on the verge of tears.
"...well I have enough saved from the cabbages," he snorted. "You? You're the one who wasted all your money and opened up a tab on the bar. That's on you."
"Kazuma! Please! How will I survive!" she pleaded as she grabbed his shoulder.
He smirked. "Meh, we'll figure something out."
Megumin joined in,looking at the board. "Gah! No quests?! But my crimson magic cannot be contained! No target! What madness is this?!"
"There ARE some quests though..." Darkness noted. "...just ones way too risky for us to try taking."
"Welp, good thing I saved," Kazuma grinned, heading to a table for breakfast.
"Hey! Half of it is mine, Kazuma!" Aqua whined. Darkness chuckled while sitting down with him.
"Correction. You're the idiot who said we should keep the shares from our own harvests, not realizing most of what you caught were far less valuable lettuces, while I got a bunch of the valuable cabbages. Which is why, despite your haul being larger than Megumin's and Darkness's, they got more money out of it, and thanks to my Luck Stat, I got the biggest payout," he stuck out his tongue.
Aqua pouted. "I don't mean that. I mean, the other thing. The wine sales. You said fifty-fifty," she said.
"Oh, right, your share," he nodded, handing Aqua some coins...
She beamed, glad she had something to work with now. "Yay! It's something at least!" she beamed, starting to count the coins... Which were promptly snatched up by one of the Guild Bar employees to go towards her tab. She stood, frozen, her brain refusing to acknowledge the sudden loss of her salvation, her face stuck in the smile she had had.
Megumin tugged on Kazuma's jacket. "What am I gonna use my sacred magic on now?" she whined.
"Hold on, I wanna enjoy the moment," Kazuma said in amusement as he held up a finger, watching Aqua process the gain, then sudden loss of money. It was taking a moment for the despair to fully set in.
Aqua then slumped in a fetal position. "Kazuma! We need to you know, sell more of the stuff!" she whined.
"Well, you sure changed your tune on selling the wine instead of just drinking it quickly," he laughed.
"That is like asking me to pick one hole to be fucked in Kazuma!" Aqua said, way louder than she should have.
"...you do realize the entire Guild heard you say that, right?" he face palmed.
Uh oh! How embarrassing does this turn out to be?
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Sex Genie
An adoring, obedient magical servant!
A magical lamp finds it way into some world or another, whether the "real" one, a fictional one, or even just one completely made up by the writer. It is either empty, or already contains a sex genie. A sex genie, much like normal genies, grants the wishes of the one who holds their lamp, but unlike normal genies, they are limited not in the number of wishes they can grant, but in the kind of wishes. In short, they can grant an unlimited number of wishes, not just three, but the wishes must be sexual in some way. Furthermore, the sex genie inside the lamp should be completely loyal and dedicated to their Master, or Mistress, loving them unconditionally, and lacking any desire to ever say no to them. If the lamp arrived in the world in question empty, it will suck in the first person to rub it, infusing said person with its power, and rewriting their mind to be completely submissive. It is in a genie's nature to serve. If the lamp already has a prepackaged genie, then the one writing the story can come up with their name, gender and appearance.
Updated on Jun 10, 2026
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Created on Jan 11, 2025
by sexyslave
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