You text Beth

You look down at your sent txts and see that, in your panic, you had sent a message to Beth- “I am in big trouble. Need help. Please”.

That kinda makes sense. You need help and texting your mates would only end one way…. They would start working out how to fuck you as soon as they set eyes on you. Beth though is your ex. Your beautiful, sexy, great fuck of an ex who dumped you last month for some massive ripped guy from the gym. Beth is also the closest thing to a mate without a cock in your phone contacts.

You jump as your phone rings. You answer it and hear a quavering girls voice come from your mouth. “Hi Beth. Help. I need help. I am fucked”

“What the fuck. Can I talk to Andy” you hear Beth say

“It’s me Beth. Just come over. I need you to help me” you say as you suddenly feel close to sobbing

“Listen girl. I don’t know what the fucks going on. Where’s Andy and who the fuck are you?” She asks, but you can hear the concern in her voice

“Just please come here. Please”. Now the tears start to flow and you slump down into a chair

“Ok. I don’t know what’s going on but I’ll be at Andy’s in 5. Maybe Andy can tell me why a girl is sobbing down his phone to me. What has that guy done now?” She says before hanging up.

You stand with shaky legs and climb into some much too large shorts and. A TShirt. You run down the hallway on light feet., **** not to disturb any of your family. You grab a pair of your sisters sneakers from beside the front door and step outside.

A minute or so later Beth pulls up and you hop in next to her.

“What the fuck girl. Who the fuck are you and where the fuck is Andy”? She immediately asks in an angry but concerned tone.

“Just take me to your place Beth. I can’t stay here and I didn’t know who else to call. It’s me. I am Andy. I am so fucked” you say as your body starts to shake as you start sobbing, tears running down your cheeks.

“Ok. Ok. You just tell me what has happened. The truth. And why you keep telling me you are Andy”

Through your sobs you desperately try to convince Beth that you are telling the truth. You tell her things that are deeply personal to you, to her and to you both. Things that only Andy would know. You also tell her about the 48 hour time frame and the threat around not getting creamed by some guy.

When you pull up to her house she turns to you and says “Fucking Hell It is you. Wow. This is big shit buddy. But don’t worry we can figure it out. Suddenly she leans over and gives you a hug and a kiss on your wet cheeks. “Let it all out girl. Boy. Whatever. Come upstairs and I will get you out of whatever the fuck you are wearing. Now you’re a girl you will be amazed how much better you can feel when you’re wearing something pretty!” She laughs as she drags you out of the car and towards her door. “Also, you probably haven’t noticed but you are fucking gorgeous! We need to get you out of sight of any red blooded boys!”