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Hailee and I turned on the TV and saw White Lotus star Meghann Fahy walk on to a talk show. She sat down and smiled to her applause.

"I wish she says everything I say, and as soon as she says it, she forgets what she says and gave a normal answer."

"Welcome, Meghann," said the host. "How are you?"

"Well, my anus is sore as I just had it waxed."

"Well, my anus is sore as I just had it waxed."

The guest was not sure she was joking. "Oh really?"

"Yes, women in my family have very hair anuses."

"Yes, women in my family have very hairy anuses."

"Oh, um...OK," said the host, still not sure Meghann was joking or not. "What's new?"

"Well, my bed wetting is down to three nights a week."

"Well, my bed wetting is down to three nights a week."

"And, I'm like totally into anal sex now."

"And, I'm like totally into anal sex now."

Hailee was nearly doubled over in laughter.

"I wish this was live, and her top springs up over her tits, and she doesn't realize it."

"Done!"

Meghann's top sprang up toward her neck, and she did not realize it.

The camera lingered on her for a moment then cut to the host who leaned over to Meghann and whispered to her.

"Eeep!" She down her top.