It’s Bayley!

The cocky, pale Brit doesn’t need to wait long for an answer to her challenge, as the familiar music of the Hugger hits the speakers, the crowd popping loudly as Bayley marches her way out; looking more serious than she had in a long time. Ignoring her usual poses or her tubemen, Bayley was laser focused on Paige and Absolution in the ring.

“Paige, Paige, I think everyone in the crowd has heard enough of you running your mouth!” Bayley calls out, Paige laughing and rolling her eyes in the ring. “And I think I speak for everyone in the back when I say we've had enough of you humiliating us like we’re nothing!”

“I mean, compared to me: you all are nothing,” Paige says, laughing as Mandy and Sonya nod along with her, “But Bayley, I don’t get what you’re doing out here: last week we had the chance to humiliate you but your pathetic, little best friend sacrificed her dignity for your sake! And now here you are, throwing that all away!”

“Ooh, I know, I know,” Mandy suddenly chimes in, a bright smile on her face. “Bayley just totally wants to kiss your butt, Paige!” Mandy says, all three women bursting into laughter at that.

“Is that it Bayley, huh? Do you just REALLY wanna kiss my arse?” Paige questions, grinning so smugly as she spins around to flaunt it in the Hugger’s direction. “It is pretty nice.” She continues, as Mandy and Sonya each give her a couple of light spanks.

“Or…is it because you’ve got quite a bitta cake yourself, baby girl,” Paige continues to taunt, now looking over her shoulder back at Bayley who was steadily growing more and more upset, “Maybe you’re sensing the opportunity to finally be a bit _naughty _and get your big arse out and kissed. Well, I’m sorry to tell you, but a living legend like myself isn’t about to kiss anyone’s blubbery bum!”

“WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP?!!” Bayley screams into the mic, stepping to ringside finally and pausing to take a deep breath, trying to calm herself. “Please just shut up Paige, I’m sick and tired of your boasting. You humiliated Asuka, humiliated Sasha, and I don’t wanna do any of that. I don’t care about your stupid butt kissing stipulation or your stupid stripping, I just wanna wrestle,” Bayley says, rolling her eyes as she steps onto the apron. “But I know that’s not about to happen, so guess what Paige, if it’s what it takes to finally shut you up and stop this rampage: I guess you’re gonna kiss my butt then!” The crowd pops loudly at this announcement, Bayley a bit sheepish while all three members of Absolution laugh at her.

“Bayley, Bayley, Bayley…I have the utmost respect for your ability…but you and I both know you don’t stand a chance Pumpkin,” Paige says, dripping with smugness. “In fact, lemme give you a lil’ preview of what’s going to happen if you don’t turn around and leave right now: I’m going to beat you, I’m going to strip you to your bra and whatever panties fit that big, fat arse, and then you’re gonna kiss mine in front of everyone. So, being a nice and generous living legend, I’m gonna give you one shot to get your big bum out of my ring and let someone else be a victim.”