Office Party

Heading back to her office and being as gentle as possible not to break her door like she did in the meeting closing it behind her for privacy, Karen sighed and undid a button to her top to get some air. The act not so much undoing it so much as the thing just popping off her top and ricocheting off the wall two or three times before she got to her chair and sighed in relief sitting down. Her increased size making the chair groan as it slowly began to descend lower to the floor.

Fanning herself, Karen swooned, biting her lower lip.

The meeting wasn't as bad as she'd thought. Sure it looked a little unprofessional, and she'll have to put in some money to repair the doors, but she had managed to get her company's accounting done all at once. It was so simple really, when she got back from soaking up the sun, she actually had the drive and inspiration to cover her company's financing for the next decade. So quickly, the computers and printer couldn't even keep up with her, she had to do it all by hand. If anything they should have been impressed.

No, what was really grating on her was that after she had absorbed so much solar energy, and used up all of her focus on 20 booklets underlining her company's financing. She wanted, NEEDED to go back up into space for more solar energy. To feel that sweet warm glow bask off her bare skin again. Instead, tightening her proverbial belt, she's found herself rather hungry. Eating an entire box of donuts all by herself, and ordering three boxes of extra large pizza for lunch. Being so much... MORE had given her quite the appetite. But not only that, not only was she hungry enough to eat a horse, but...

"Damned I'm so fucking horny!"

Squirming in her chair and shifting in her seat, Karen closed her eyes and tried to center herself while alone in her office. All she had to do was wait 4 painstakingly long hours until the end of her shift to head out and catch some solar rays. A wait that felt like an eternity as she could literally hear the seconds tick away at the clock overhanging her office.

A knock from her office door and seeing it creak open made the woman straighten herself and check her hair in that split second before one of her interns poked his head in to see her.

"Boss? You ordered a few pizzas?"

Seeing the man stand at the door with several pizza boxes in his hand, Karen's focus wavered as her vision blurred. To her, the scrawny pencil pusher holding up the pizzas looked like a handsomely built chip'n dale server offering her oeuvres on a silver platter.

"Well HELLO." Karen purred, getting to her feet and approached the door, pulling the man inside and dropping the pizzas at her desk. "Where did YOU come from?"

"I'm Tim...? From accounting?"

"Ooh, are you NEW here?" She asked drunkenly, pressing him against the wall where her bust pinned him there. "I'd remember someone as handsome as you being on the payroll."

"You hired me 3 years ago. The fact you can't remember my face while also calling me handsome has me feeling both touched and insulted."

"Tee hee hee..." Karen snorted, undoing her hair and letting it flow down her back and shoulders. "You're so funny Tom."

"It's Tim... Are you drunk?"

"Drunk on LIFE, wanna take a swig?"

Catching Tim off guard, the man's eyes went wide when she leaned in for a kiss and invaded his mouth with her tongue. Her hands moving to tug at his clothes until they ripped like tissue paper while he flailed at her kissing his face like an industrial vacuum cleaner! When she pulled away from the kiss. Leaving him panting for air with a flushed face.

"Hmm, is that a pen in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me."

"pant... I think... pant... I think you just sucked out my cold fillings!"

"That's not the only thing I plan on sucking on!"

*

The rest of the office floor stopped what they were doing when they heard what sounded like a spine crumbling like a stack of firecrackers... Followed by Tim crying out in agony.