Didi's Totally Not Fanfiction 6

Now that Ryan knew that a splash of cold water would turn him female and hot water would turn him back into a man, you would think his life would become easier. After all how often do people really get wet? Instead things just became more complicated, it was like the universe was conspiring to make him live as a woman. It rained practically everyday and he'd gone through 10 umbrellas already. They kept breaking or getting stolen, like seriously, who steals an umbrella? Besides that he had people throw water out of windows or even out of cars as they drove by. People gardening would suddenly miss and spray him with their hoses. Even his teacher, Didi, kept spilling her water bottle on him. That was probably the worst, since he kept having to run out of class hoping nobody saw. It had gotten so bad that he made sure he never went anywhere without multiple changes of clothes.

With all the chaos of constantly swapping genders, he'd hoped to rely on hockey as an outlet for his frustration. Instead he'd started dreading going to hockey practice. Back in high school Ryan's team had made it all the way to the state championships. It had been an intense game and ended in a shootout. Ryan had played well, but that shootout had been his shining moment. He stopped all 13 shots he faced before his opponent finally faltered. That win had been huge publicity for him, it had been one of the reasons he'd been invited to the training camp this past summer, one of the reasons he was here at Furinkan on a hockey scholarship.

The goalie on the other end of the ice in that game was Griffin Reed. As two of the best goalies in the state their rivalry extended far back, beyond just the state Championships. They'd been playing against each other since they were kids. There was a point where Ryan had thought they could be friends, but Griffin was a sore loser and since Ryan almost always came out on top friendship seemed very far away.

Ryan had expected to continue to play against Griffin as he started playing with Furinkan, as they travelled to play against other Universities. Griffin might not have been quite as good as Ryan, but he really was an amazing goalie. What Ryan hadn't expected...was to find Griffin waiting for him in the locker room at Furinkan. It turned out both of them had been recruited and would be spending the year battling it out for the top spot, with the other relegated to backup. It meant every interaction between them was strained, and Griffin made everything into a competition.

The weight room, locker room, not to mention on the ice itself, Griffin was constantly challenging Ryan to stupid bets and challenges. A good rival can push you to be better, but Ryan felt as if Griffin was dragging him down to his level instead of raising him up. That was even before throwing in the random gender swaps. It made him dread going to practice.

That is until he witness something rather strange. After a particularly exhausting practice the team filtered into the locker room to shower and get changed. Ryan, Griffin, and the others approached the showers, but the first guy to go in remarked that the hot water must be broken. Ryan braced himself as he knew Griffin was about to challenge him to see who could spend the longest under the cold water, but instead Griffin looked panicked and rushed out of the showers. Ryan of course wasn't about to jump in a group shower with ice cold water and a dozen guys, so he followed.

"Not going to shower?" Ryan asked Griffin.

"Nah, I...uh..." Griffin scratched his head, "I just realized practice was too easy, I barely sweat at all. I don't need to shower."

Griffin was a phenomenal athlete, but he wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Even as Griffin spoke he was wiping himself down with a towel and slicking back his soaking wet hair. Ryan knew why he was avoiding the shower, but why was Griffin?

Out of curiosity he decided to follow him. It was stupid, but he just had a hunch. He followed Griffin at a distance out of the arena and away from campus. Griffin walked quickly, and curiously carried an umbrella even though there was a clear sky overhead. Perhaps he'd just been prepared because about 30 minutes after they left campus black clouds swept in. Ryan fished out his own umbrella, just as he saw Griffin break into a sprint.

Ryan chased after him, unsure why they were running but unwilling to let him get away. BOOM! There was a crack of thunder and suddenly the rain was coming down. Ahead Griffin must have decided to take a short cut and suddenly darted across someone's lawn and jumped their fence. Ryan followed but when he made it over, Griffin had disappeared. Even stranger his umbrella and backpack were lying on the ground, abandoned just beyond the fence. Ryan bent down to pick them up and heard a squeal.

He looked up and saw a black pig. Or perhaps a piglet, it was rather small. The pig was squealing at him...and wearing a scarf? Wait...wasn't Griffin wearing that? Suddenly the pig charged at him. Ryan was caught off guard and stepped back...and tripped, falling flat on his ass. Of course this meant his umbrella fell too, and the rain started to fall on his face. He felt the change occur as the rain soaked him.

The pig stopped squealing and just stared at him. It was almost human like in the way it seemed to sit back on it's hind legs. Suddenly Ryan had an idea, "Griffin...?"

The pig nodded. It couldn't be...but...could it? Ryan picked up Griffin's belongings, and went to pick up the pig. The pig backed away, but then allowed Ryan to pick it up. He carried it home in silence and brought it straight upstairs to the bathroom. He set it down on the floor and turned on the shower. The pig walked into the shower of it's own and...

Poof! The pig disappeared and there was Griffin, nude in his shower. "Fuck man!" Griffin said, "You're a chick!"

Ryan pointed at him, "And you're a pig! What the fuck?" Ryan shook his head, "Wait...did you go to a secret training ground in B.C...?"

"Huh? No. After the first practice I was angry because the coach said he plans to start you in our first game so I went for a walk to cool my head. Then suddenly some blonde chick runs up and shoves me into a puddle. As soon as I fell down I turned into a pig. I wandered around for a bit until someone eventually picked me up and brought me home. They were going to give me a bath, and I managed to jump in and run out in human form without being seen. So you are cursed too? Does this mean this is your fault?"

"What? No. Of course not. I don't have blonde hair, it wasn't me!"

"But you're cursed too!"

Ryan sighed as he realized Griffin was still naked. He tossed his bag to him, "Can you just get dressed and fuck off? I want to shower myself so I can get back to normal."

Griffin grumbled, "Fine. But this isn't over! I will get you back for this?"

"For what?" Ryan wondered aloud, but Griffin didn't reply. He got dressed as ordered and left in a hurry. Ryan shook his head, now his rival knew his secret, this wasn't going to be good.