Wayne gets Extended

As Wayne, and Cathie lay abed making love, The National Anthem began playing on Wayne's phone.

[Wayne separates from Cathie and answers his phone]

Wayne:

Could this not wait till a later date?
As you well know, I'm on my honeymoon break!
What ill could possibly be so all-important
That you would stoop to be so discordant
As to interrupt my honeymoon?

Agent Getter:

I am very sorry to intrude
Unless it were absolutely necessary I would not be so rude
But there is a real risk of war
If we do not intervene before
It is too late
We may as well have neither planet, nor state!
A nuclear war must be stopped
Therefore, I'm extending you to the anti-nuclear class on the spot!
Go to the office at once
So we may get all of our preparations done

Wayne:

Very well, since it must be
But I will only be away from my beloved wife for as long as I need

Agent Getter:

As soon as we are done our tasks
We will send you back to relax
With your beautiful, loving wife
When there is less risk of strife
For now nuclear apocalypse looms
Threatening both born, and enwombed

[Phone call ends]

Wayne:

Cathie my dear, fairest of all
There is a problem I must help solve
Failure could mean the end of the world
And nowhere could we, a home for children build
Wait for me then, and hope I succeed
I will come back to thee as soon as I'm freed!

Cathie:

Go my dear Wayne
Do not let our planet be consumed by flames!
When you are done. When you come back.
Let's make a baby to put humanity on track!
To survive for eons more!

[Exit all]