Maybe I can try...

"It's a long shot, but maybe I can squeeze into the doggie door," I said. We've never had a dog, but our side door does have a small doggie door.

"Honey, you'll never fit through in that thing," she replied.

"It's our only hope!"

We scampered over to the side of the house.

"Now mom, please keep a look out. I'm about to be on all fours in a shirt that's too short as is. For the love of god, please be sure no one sees! Especially Ernest!"

"Don't worry, honey. I'll stand guard."

With that, I got down on my hands and knees, the air breezing over both my wide open holes. I put an arm through, realizing this was going to be harder than I'd thought. I fought hard to squeeze my head and arm in... and I was stuck.

Then, I heard him. Ugh.

Ernest. "Hey Mrs... WOAH!!!"

UGH!!! I thrashed around in a panic trying to free myself until I finally wiggled free. I looked up at saw Ernest with his phone. Omg! He just caught my asshole and pussy wide open on video! His jaw was gaping, his eyes almost bulged. It was then I realized the doggie door had claimed my shirt. I reached in to try and grab it, but no use. It was too far away inside the house. I was stuck outside my house in the suburbs completely naked. Worse yet, there stood creepy Ernest in front of me. Worst of all, the neighbors were beginning to stir. We were surrounded on all sides by streets that were beginning to fill with cars and pedestrians.

Amidst the small crowd of neighbors noticing me standing there naked and beginning to gather, I look down the street one way and I see my gym teacher, Mr. Phelps, headed this way on his morning job. I look the other way and I see my nemesis, Lisa, a few of her friends and her little brother.

Then my heart sank. My crush, Franklin, walks out of his house across the street and one house over.

Ugh!

Could any more people see me completely naked today!?