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Chapter 3
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TheTruePenguin
Who's on First
Childhood (Girl)Friend
Trevor looked startled by the declaration, his eyes widening in shock as he sat up a bit straighter in his chair. "Waifus? Like..."
Cam could practically hear the gasps from the audience, a bright smile spreading across their face as they gave a short nod. "You've got it, all the girls you shipped and fantasized about for years, through each phase of your burgeoning sexuality and developing id? superid, I never finished my Psych class. All the same, I said you'd have a harem, and what's more anime than that?" Cam announced with a gran sweeping gesture at the sudden appearance of a circle of chairs, each unique in its own ways.
"But they're not real, they're just..." Trevor trailed off again at Cam's raised eyebrow.
"Just what? Cartoons? Characters? You know some people watch our show with the anime filter enabled, and don't get me started on the premium members who pay for VR. Regardless, these girls were real enough to make your heart race, your tears fall, and most importantly, your dick hard." Cam didn't pause as Trevor instinctively folded his hands in his lap, averting his eyes from the camera, only to give another shot of his blushing expression.
"We're going from 2D to 3D, subbed to dubbed, animated to live action, just like One Piece and not at all like Avatar, and speaking of, you should recognize our first girl from way back at the tender age of 10 before you knew what an absolute simp you'd be one day, introducing

"... so pretty here, all the fluffy clouds, and they're pink just like cotton candy, do you have cotton candy here, have you ever had cotton candy, it so delicious, I like the pink kind, obviously, but Azula likes hers with cinnamon, weird I know right, and Mai doesn't even like cotton candy, she just eats tea biscuits and.... hmm, what happened, I was taking to this real nice girl and now I'm on a stage, oh, am I in a play, I've always wanted to be in a play, I've done plenty of work in the circus, so I hope it's a really dynamic piece." The effusive pink girl said, leaving both Trevor and Cam blinking as the Host waited for her to take a breath.
"Ty Lee. Just sit there in your chair and wait for the rest of your, and she's not listening to me anymore." Cam lamented as Ty Lee had already zoned in on Trevor peppily telling him all about... a lion? "Moving right along, we've got a schedule to keep even if I can just freeze time, the audience is under no such restrictions!"
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Harem Hotel
A reality show to alter reality
A reality show in which contestants compete for one lucky man or woman's affections, and are changed until they can.
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