A Sculpted Vagina !

There were hoots and hollers from the audience as Dolla led Debbi up to the stage to collect her award. She knew she was supposed to make a brief acceptance speech. She sensed all eyes on her as she stood wearing just the yellow lace body. "I guess it's customary to thank everyone for this lovely award" she began, holding up the Pussy which was a silver plated cast of a vagina. "First and foremost, I must thank Jerome and Marco and all at the production company for giving me this opportunity. And Dolla for giving me such exposure on his tour." Dolla, who was still beside her on the stage ready to lead her back, bowed graciously. "Not to forget my two co-stars, Tyrone and Rocky, who were so kind and patient with a novice like myself ! I also want to thank my makeup artist and best mate Avalon and also Jody my lyricist, whose creation Miz No-E really is. I shall treasure this award" she concluded, holding up the silver vagina before collapsing into a champagne induced attack of the giggles. Her accent also lapsed from the posh one that she had been attempting back into her natural estuary English. "Sorry folks but this is all just so fucking ridiculous. Cheers !"

Debbi held up the award once more and left the stage to warm applause. The audience seemed tolerant of her deconstruction of the ceremony. "Sorry about that" she apologised to Jerome once they were back seated at the table. "No problem, it all helps build your character profile" he replied. "I can't see this taking pride of place on the mantlepiece though" Debbi remarked, studying the award now sitting in the middle of the table. "It's quite lifelike I have to say. Maybe a bit too much" she added. "That's Starr Foxx's vagina" Marco replied. "Excuse me ?" said Debbi. "Starr Foxx won best female in a porn movie last year and it's become a tradition that they take a cast of the winner's vagina to make the awards for the following year" Marco explained. "You're also up for that award later, so maybe next year, everyone be getting your pussy" Jerome laughed.

There were a couple more awards in the more obscure categories before an usher came to the table to ask Dolla and Debbi to go backstage to get ready for the interval show.