An Offer He Can't Refuse

Douglas was sitting in the corner of the one bedroom he shared with Shanequa. The argument was loud and unruly next door. The fucking thereafter was equally chaotic. And an hour later, which felt like an eternity, LaDonna came in. She immediately took off her tank top and shorts, crawling into bed with Shanequa.

"Cracker," she said simply. "I'm tired of that motherfucker running all over me." Douglas realized, looking at her, how tired she really was.

"I'm sorry," he said, speechless.

"I ain't lookin' for no sorries. That motherfucker don't pay child support, he don't pay rent, he comes and fucks and runs. Get him some pussy. Some white pussy that makes his ass forget about me. And if you do .... I ... I'll be your ho. I'll even let you knock my Black ass up."

"We'll be your hoes," Shanequa said, her eyes afire. "And knock both our asses up."