A nice ass

Sticking out of the wall at just above waist height, was someone’s bare ass with a potted plant on top. Large hips were pressed up against the wall with whoever it was’ hands sticking out the side of the hole. Their capri leggings were pulled down to their ankles with a pair of purple panties around her nice knees. Her legs were hanging off the floor, it seems that the hole girl was dug into the hole enough to be supported.

You stood there confused as to why there was someone’s delicious ass in one of your walls; it's not even been a day and you already have a hole in your new house. You were especially confused as to why they had a plant on their butt, you didn’t use human/character furniture and you were pretty sure you didn’t get any at the wedding. Walking around so you were behind the behind, you laughed.

Bare porcelain skin was being presented for anyone to see and clearly a lot of people have seen. From the variety of handwriting and art styles, at least six people had come through with a marker and drew on the butt. The left butt cheek had ‘S+ Ass’, ‘Spank Me’, ‘Don’t hold back!’, and ‘Breed my ass!’ in black sharpie. Someone had written on the right ‘Spanks for Good Luck!’ and there were an impressive amount of tally marks and the cheek was even slightly bruised in a vague hand print.

An arrow pointed to her asshole (which had a thick set of anal beads nearly completely inside) saying a colorful ‘Wrong hole, asshole!’, with a frowny face and a crossed out dick. “Ha!” You barked out, seeing that someone had drawn a messy-looking cat around her pussy with a speech bubble pleading with passersby to ‘feed me!’. Someone else added another bubble in shaky handwriting, ‘I want kittens’.

Down the athletic and taut thighs people added various remarks like ‘buttslut’, ‘find my clit’, and really creatively, ‘Hole in the Wall Inn, No Vacancy’. Before you took more time to look for writing (you could see some more squiggles and text moving around to her front), you heard a noise from inside the kitchen and the legs started to wiggle a little, even knocking over a set of roller skates that you had ignored.

You pluck the potted plant off the butt and hurry into the kitchen.