Blackfire in a casual outfit

“Hey Blackfire, “ you acknowledged your sister-in-law/legal **** as she approached. She had on a very tiny crop top that was a dark blue and showed plenty of underboob and had a square boob window. Blackfire also had on a pair of low riding jeans with the bands of a dark purple thong peeking out; you briefly noted that it looked to be a Banana Republic brand jeans from Kim Possible. Her footsteps clicked from her open toe heeled sandals that glittered with some gems.

“Hello…” she paused. “...James,” she finally decided. “And well, are you having fun?”

“Definitely though I wouldn’t say I’m the only one having fun,” you smirk as several of the animated paintings down the hall appeared to blush while others blew kisses. “What about you? After the housewarming party, I didn’t think you would be awake already, much less moving about.”

“I have years of partying to catch up on, your reception didn’t come close to scratching that itch,” Blackfire rolled her eyes and leaned against a door, causing the animated chibi Katara painting to huff and try to push her away. “And the housewarming party? Please, I’ve had wilder parties at funerals.”

“Uh huh,” you say, recalling the keg of vultrumite grade she drank at the party with Erza, Mirajane, Toph, and Fubuki, and the immediate antics that came after. “Those parties must have been something.” Not being sure about what else to say, you checked the time on your phone. “It looks like we could still catch a late breakfast if you’re interested?”

Blackfire snorted, “Not interested.” She looked at Yunyun’s door. “I was only gonna grab Yunyun but she’s gonna be worthless for a while.” Blackfire shook her head before spinning on her heels and floating off down the hall. You briefly enjoyed the sight of her tight ass flying away before you walked in the opposite direction.

You passed the many doors in the harem wing, waving occasionally at the particularly flirty door paintings. When the house was rebuilt, the harem dorm was modified to be an auto expanding hallway that gains rooms when there are more harem members. No more doubling or tripling up in a room for your harem anymore. Frowning, you finally reached the exit closest to the main kitchen. You look back down the hallway, “I didn’t realize there were so many now.” You chuckled lightly as you walked into the central courtyard and past clusters of your harem who were hanging out on the grass or around the pool, enjoying the late morning weather.

Several greeted you as you walked by. “Hey James!” “Sup hot stuff.” “What’s shakin’?”

Callie of the Squid Sisters waved at you before cupping her hand around her mouth and called loudly, “We could hear Yunyun from here! When’s my turn?”

“Whenever you want,” you chuckle.

Almost immediately Callie started peeling off her shorts as she hurried over to you. “Oh, I guess whenever is now.” You easily caught her and locked lips.

“Please let there be breakfast left,” you mumble to yourself as you finally reach the main dining hall, even more drained than before. After Callie got her fill, Marie showed up and then Shampoo and then Wilykit (from Thundercats (2011) canceled future version, who you got from your twin brother at the wedding) wanted to test you out for the first time. That involved backtracking a bit to go to her room since she was shy. Not the worst marathon you’ve done (including the girls you were bedded before Yunyun) but it was tiring.

You look around the main dining hall, admiring the new decor and greeting the few girls seated such as Erza and Marinette both wearing maid outfits. You have a professional painting of your wives in their wedding dresses and you in your suit was above the mantle. Shelves of random books and junk that were gifted at the wedding, including the Lost Princesses books you got from your kindergarten teacher, a shiny new Bat’leth, an Ultra rare Dark Magician Girl card. You walked around the long table (enough for forty people!) and nodded at some of the house plants that shifted as you passed by, pausing only to brush the maw of a big cat statue that Starfire bought.

You frown a little as your foot bumped into a toy car. You look around at some of the boxes and party supplies and weapons that were scattered on the ground. “I wonder who’s on cleaning duty today.” Briefly wondering if the chore schedule has been set up yet, you finish walking around the dining table and approach the long table to the side where the food was set up buffet-style. Picking up a plate, you start opening a covered tray when you hear a noise behind you.

“Umm,” you look behind your shoulder to see Marinette looking at you. “Sorry but there isn’t any food left.”

“Really?” you look inside the tray and see nothing but the heaters meant to keep food warm at the bottom. “I didn’t think I was that late.”

“The minis came by and took what was left,” Erza said, pointing to a line of plates and cups on the ground. You look closer and realize that a group of fairies and shrunken characters were carrying piles of food away. Snorting a little at the sight of a tiny Shantae and a tiny Mirta(from Winx Club) struggling to pull a bag of rolls. That is until a couple of Pixie Hollow type fairies sprinkled fairy dust and caused the bag to float off with the Shantae and Mirta hanging on and kicking their legs.

“Note to self, visit the Mini’s Garden later,” you mumble, recalling the space that was set aside for the shrunken and naturally small characters that Pinkie Pie and others had given you at the wedding reception.

“I-I can go whip something up for you,” Marinette said as she got up and straightened out her apron.

You shook your head with a smile, “I’ll be fine, I’ll just get something quick from the kitchen. Enjoy your own breakfast.” Marinette gave Erza an unsure look as you walked over to the kitchen door. You entered the hall and were about to enter the kitchen when you spotted something on the wall nearby.