Play it dirty

You slowly shut the door.

"Hey," she calls out, "did you just shut the door?"

"No." you lie "Sometimes the door shuts on its own. I'll just unlock it for you."

You set the Machine to it's lowest possible setting, this will be suspicious enough already. Only a few minutes pass before the door opens.

"I feel kinda funny" she says to nobody in particular as she wobbles out of the Machine "What were we just talking about?"

"The loan I applied for. I intend to use this Machine to help women find their inner bimb...beauty."

"Omigod that sounds great! Well, Mr, I still can't invest a serious amount of the Bank's money in you, but you can have your loan on one condition - I get a freebie in your machine when your up and running. You gotta pay the bank back within 3 months. I'll come to check you out sometime soon. If you can make pay back the loan and make something of your business we'll talk serious money."

"How could I refuse? Pleasure doing business with you."

You shake her hand and discover that she's snuck you her business card with her private number written on it. She winks at you as she leaves.

With your capital replenished it's time to set up your new business.