You browse Tik Tuk

It's been a while since you used the app but you're in **** need of distraction and there are few better tools for this job than the addicting scroll app. You start on cool videos of woodworking but reliably within a few videos it keeps returning to hot girls dancing, or a strange new craze that seems to be big men in tight clothing with huge bulges doing the same dances as the girls. You keep searching out new wholesome videos but end up scrolling through several lecherous ones before you catch yourself each time. By the time you finish your Salad you're hornier than ever.

Cerve : "The guys are down for a hangout. Jeff said Jan is out with some friends and he'd love to host you guys. Brian is even going to bring his boyfriend, Keith"

Woah, Brian has a boyfriend? Brian is gay? You didn't have anything against gay guys or anything but you can't believe you didn't know that about one of your oldest friends. He was always very tight lipped about his romantic life, or really anything outside of the group. Did Cerve say something in particular to get him to bring Keith or was he just finally coming out of his shell?

Alex : "Sounds great Cerve, A social evening with just the guys is just what I need. No women to, uh, get stimulated over."

Cerve : "I've got a ride share car coming in an hour, feel free to keep browsing Tik Tuk until it gets here"