Election Night

Samson watched, trying not to glower, from the corner as Senator Armstrong had his arm wrapped around Barbie's waist. It was coming down to a few states, as it always did. Everyone watched the TV, transfixed. Samson watched Barbie's ass ... how he wanted to tap that ...

"This is it," Bill said excitedly. "It all comes down to Arizona."

They watched with bated breath.

"And Arizona goes to ..."