Bun-Bun's Picks Over at the Hind Quarters

Over at the Bun-Bun camp site, named the "Hind-Quarters" by Jezebel.

Charlie was positively glowing after reading the rules of the challenge, and exclaims, "Are you sure this isn't the reward? I mean, come on, an opportunity for a free sun tan only comes once in a lifetime!"

"Are you forgetting the bit where saunas can reach 140 degrees, or is your head just filled with sunshine and rainbows?" Hana retorted.

"I'll be wearing next to nothing anyways, so the heat will barely register! A quick detox before my next fashion show! European style for the win!"

"It'll do wonders for that pale ass, too," Ramona snidely commented, sitting right below Charlie at a perfect vantage point.

"H-hey!" Charlie said, instinctively covering her milky cheeks peeking out of her floral bikini bottoms. Ramona continues staring unabashedly.

"They're good for business meetings," Giovanna boldly declared, "you know someone's true character when they're stripped bare in a sauna."

Charlie piped up, "See? So you're not scared of taking on this challenge either, Gio?"

"Is that a dare? Then yes, it'll be easy to keep my towel on with these curves," Giovanna said while gyrating her wide, curvy hips.

"Better pray that you're not in a suggestive pose when the camera captures you passing out from exhaustion..." Daphne cautiously mentions.

As the rest of the tribe argues with Charlie and Giovanna about whether sweaty boobs or butts would make a towel stay on longer, Misty sneaks over to Hana. "Psst! I call a council of the IBTC!" Misty loudly whispered.

"An Itty Bitty Titty Committee meeting? What's up?" Hana, the only other flat-chested tribe member, whispered sarcastically.

"You also don't want to touch this challenge with a ten-foot pole, yes?"

"Sounds about right. But I want to win a nice cold shower with real doors and no cameras. What's your idea?"

"Look at that chick's chest bazookas!" Misty exclaims, pointing at the apple-bodied Daphne. "Let's convince the tribe to put someone who's huge bust and hips will hold up a towel better than our chests ever could!" Misty and Hana nod in acknowledgement of the plan, and return to the tribe's debate about boobs and butts.

Hana butts in by saying, "Hey, why not both boobs AND butts? Science says that water condensation on both improves towel stability." Hana says this while knowing there is no such scientific study. As Hana's saying that, Misty drags Daphne into the middle of the circle while she's still startled. "Here's Exhibit A" Misty says while honking Daphne's left breast, "and here's Exhibit B" she says while honking her right breast.

"Ouch! Stop squeezing my boobies!" Daphne squealed, though a slight blush appeared. "Though maybe, if Gio's right about saunas being good for business, it could help with future job opportunities..." she said while looking thoughtful.

"I love your spirit, big girl!" Misty proudly says before suddenly doing a butt bump with an unexpecting Daphne.

The sound of their two badonkadonk asses clapping together echoes so loud it scares away some local birds, before the camera pans up to the challenge.