Where’s my body hair?

Jordan woke up completely erect and started masturbating to the sene Cervis had cued up on the screen. It was another video of a gorgeous purple haired lady stroking a big black cock asking Jordan, “do you like it when I stroked the monstrous shaft that would dwarf your small hairless Twinkie dinky?” Suddenly 25 seconds into the scene he shot his load and then noticed all of his body hair was missing. He asked no one in particular but out loud, “what the hell happened to my hair and has my cock always looked so small?”

Cervis answered, “you used the pink bottled hair remover as soap, so now you are hairless everywhere below the top of your head, and yes Jordan you have always know. That your penis is too small to please a woman that’s why you don’t try to sleep with them.” Jordan bolted for the bathroom and looked at the mirror seeing his face smooth as a baby’s bottom, and no eyebrows either. Jordan was panicking when Cervis started playing a video showing him step by step how to use makeup to draw on eye brows and disguise the issue of his eyelashes. Jordan complained that he couldn’t do this, so Cervis offered another solution, “after your workout today I have scheduled you an appointment to cover up your mishap from not reading.” Jordan opened the door and there was a box on the front door from Chasity’s Club that had a small bag of almonds, egg whites and dark sausage rolls, and a Carmel mocha latte for Jordyn Smallwood.

At the gym, he was back in the boot camp class but this time they called it the booty camp. Jordan was in his deep sumo squat which put him eye level with the instructor’s bulging crotch. He kept day dreaming about the two instructors mocking his little bald dicklet and beans while fucking. Her bountiful boobs swaying rhythmically to the long thrust, suddenly Jordan was hard as a rock and it was noticeable in the bike shorts he was wearing. He scurried to the locker room where he was **** to see so many cocks as he was trying to hide in the stall to get dressed. He finally escaped the gym and went next door to the salon he was scheduled to go to.

He was paired with Sydney, a tall blonde with massive boobs in a low cut top showing plenty of cleavage and her yoga pants made it impossible to miss her basketball sized ass coming off of her thin waist.

Sydney began by massaging the shampoo into his scalp while a hot towel covered his face. She was working his hair for much longer than he thought, but Jordan can’t say for certain because he fell asleep in the chair when Sydney woke him up, she asked, “well Jordan, what do you think?” Jordan looked in the mirror and noticed he had eye brows again, and eyelashes were longer than when he had them before but he didn’t think his face looked weird, so he said, “it looks great.” He left a tip and went to work.

On his ride into work, he realized that he had a bun on the back of his head. Jordan was panicking as he didn’t have long enough hair to suddenly have a bun. When he got to work he opened his email and read the salon receipt of service for Ms. Jordyn Smallwood: scalp massage $5, shampooing $5, hair extensions $75, bun $5, tattoo eyebrows $50, and eyelash extensions $25. He gasped realizing he had also left a $15 tip, but then got even more angry when he realized they called him Miss Smallwood. He reported being sick and left to go home it was time to do something about Cervis.