Chapter 1320
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Land in Brumberg.
Your feet tap against the rooftop of a two-storey building. Gently, you place Jelly back down next to you.
In all directions, you see thatched rooftops and gardens of flowers. It's a quaint village with roads of mostly dirt, yet it's still full of life. You can see many people walking back and forth with baskets and bags of various supplies, or speaking to one another under the midday sun. Gazing off to the east, you can make out acres of farmland. Hills rise up to the north, and you can still remember exactly where the now-abandoned castle can be found. You saved them, and many didn't even know the threat was there.
"I wonder where abouts we are," you ask under your breath. "Here. Let me get us down--"
"I'll race you!" Jelly shouts, a moment before leaping from the edge of the rooftop with her arms in the air. She plumets quickly down, but when she hits the ground, she bounces, tumbles, and partly splats against the dirt.
You hear the sound of panic below.
Quickly, you jump from the ledge as well. You activate your Boots of Herbes and float safely down, but thankfully find Jelly already back up on her feet as if nothing had happened. A few villagers nearby are staring at her in awe, concern, and fear, both because they've likely never seen anything like her before, and because they just watched a girl fall from a two-storey building but get up without injury.
"You can't scare people like that," you say. "Normal people break their bones when they fall from that height."
"Oh. Oopsies." She giggles. "I kinda forgot about bones. Your bodies are so funny."
"You're the one with the funny body."
After a gasp nearby, a familiar voice rings out. "Kyle?!" It isn't shouted in anger or fear, however. It's joy in her tone. Standing at the doorway of the building you just leapt from is an incredibly cute and sexy brunette with a brown barmaid's outfit, though one that certainly leaves less to the imagination than such an attire usually does. Her hefty chest is barely contained within its tight grasp. It's a miracle they don't pop free. And around her curvy hips is a short skirt that definitely has given many lucky patrons a glimpse. Her eyes shine upon seeing you after all this time. The edges of her lips curl up into an ecstatic smile. "What are you doing here?" she asks.
"Bibi?" you respond. "Oh hey! I landed right on top of Sparrow's Swallow. How've you been?"
"Great!" She does an adorable twirl around. "Brumberg has never felt safer since your last coming. And even with Dixby gone, I've been able to import her miraculous potions. This job pays really well, so it isn't too much of a problem. The tips are out of this world. But I also feel like she doesn't charge me as much as she should. I think that silly hermit has a good heart, as weird as she can be."
"Hi, I'm Jelly!" shouts the slime.
"Aww. She's so cute. Kyle, you're gonna give me a run for my money bringing people like that here." She giggles. "Come inside. Let me get you something to eat and drink, on me."
Jelly points at the girl with a mouth opened in both surprise and excitement. "Free food and drinks, Kyle!"
"Yes. I heard her." You turn to Bibi with a warm smile. "Though we do have business here, it might be good to fill our stomachs first."
Bibi claps her hands together. "Wonderful! Come on. We'll find somewhere private to sit. Otherwise we won't get more than a few words in before one of my fans tries to get my attention. You know how it is. Follow me, you two." Her skirt flutters and she pivots around to face the door.
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