Fine

Alex: "fine"

Maybe it'll at least be interesting. The moment you give in to Cerve's proding the test opens up on your screen. The site is adorned with pictures of bulging men and cowering sissies. You imagine these are the previous winners, and uh... winners of a different sort.

The first step of the test is full of biographical questions that Cerve spares you from by auto populating them. The next step wants a full body front and back shot that Cerve takes from your Webcam as you stand up and do a quick twirl. The site claims it will run advanced model analysis on the pictures to distill your physical masculine essence.

A score shows up on the top right that states you have a body masculinity of 6.5. You're a little relieved that the test gave you 65% of the maximum manliness on your body as you assumed that would be your weakest area.