It's the last woman you'd ever expect...

"MOM?!?!" Chris screamed, just as surprised as you were.

"Hey sweetie..." Joylne said, reverting back to her natural southern drawl. You knew she used to be an actress, but never realized how well she could change her voice until just now.

"What? Hold on! No!" Nebula protested. "You're not a character! You can't make the secret reveal a completely random person!"

"She's my mom, dude." Chris said, baffled at Nebula's anger.

"I never met her!" Nebula said.

"So?"

"I mean, she hasn't been introduced to the readers! This is bad narrative convention!" Nebula raged, wiggling furiously. Surprisingly, Joylne had a look of understanding on her face, nodding slightly. Oh, is she still on that Porno-matrix idea? "It should have been Lenny! That would be so cool! Spooky Sister versus Spooky Sister!"

Devoratora was having trouble keeping a grip with Nebula throwing a tantrum in her arms. She slipped out of her breasts, slamming her bare ass on the faux-granite floor, and quickly scampered back to Chris and the rest in a weird crab-like manner.

If you weren't separated from the rest of the group, this would be the perfect time to escape. You just needed a distraction to get across the hall and away from the ninja, the amazon, and... Joylne...

While you were doing the mental calculus of how to dodge all three, Joylne turned to Chris.

"Christina! I need you to get Sam to that car! Get out and go wherever you can! I'll hold off those two."

"B-but mom... I was-"

"You're the best of the best, babygirl. I'd never trust Sam with anyone but you."

Chris began to tear up at the praise. Shuushoku Kubi only grinned.

"Ah, we're finally having a battle of the heads? Well then, I'm going to need to borrow you for a little, Kiku-chan..."

Shuushoku flew into the body of Sukinori, her body making some painful cracking sounds as the skinny Sukinori's body took on the curves of Shuushoku, her breasts inflating to match. Sukinori's spirit was ejected from the now corporeal Shuushoku Kubi, confused herself.

"The FUCK?!? The seaweed bitch is a ghost too?" Karishma said in terror.

"I'm not... I... Shut up!" Suki manifested a blade of ectoplasm and tried to slash Karishma, with no effect. ("Huh? How does Kubi-sama do it?")

"BITCH BITCH BITCH SLUTTY BITCH!" Karishma taunted, as a furious Kiku slashed at her. Shuushoku Kubi drew her blade and began to square off against the other two heads, leaving you a perfect opportunity to run for Chris, Nebula, and the others.

...But... is that what you really want?