SONIC.EXE (Sexy.mpeg)

My name is Stripshow LaSizzle, but you can just call me Stripshow LaSizz-a-zazzle. I’m a total Sonic the Hedgehog fan much like everyone else. I like the newer games, but I don’t mind playing the classics. I have all of the games, graphic novels, and limited-edition holographic bathsoaps, and now it's time to switch subjects entirely. I don’t think I’ve ever played glitchy or hacked games before, though I don’t think I want to play any after the experience I had…

It started on a beautiful stormy day. After a long day of drag shows, I was playing Sonic Unleashed until until I noticed, out of my peripheral vision, that the mailman had arrived and put something in my mailbox as usual and left. I flew out the window to go see what it was... The only thing in the mailbox's mouth was a package and a note.