"Dear Stripshow...

DESTROY THAT DISK IMMEDIATELY! DON'T PUT IT IN ANY DEVICE AT ALL!!!!!

I can’t take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before I camed, and I was hoping you’d do it for me. I can’t do it, and if you don’t destroy this CD, you'll come too, it’s too fast for me….

Love, AhegaoMaster666"

Well, that was certainly weird. Even though AhegaoMaster666 is my best friend and I haven’t seen him in 2 weeks, I didn’t do what he asked me. Instead, I went up to my room and sat in my chair and turned on my computer, and then I put the disk into my computer's moist wet hole and waited for it to be filled with the data lying within. Once the program loaded, I noticed that it booted up to the title screen of...