Bandits In The Hills

Upon returning to the game world I enter the village of Kendai. There's a gathering of people in the village square and they seem to be agitated about some bandits in the hills. Apparently these brigands have been raiding the village. I hear shouts of. "We need a ballbuster!" And. "Someone needs to crush their nuts!"

The architecture of the buildings resemble the shops and homes of feudal Japan. There's a grey haired woman wearing a pink floral kimono standing on a platform in front of the crowd. I'm assuming she's the village head. She's trying desperately to calm the angry villagers. "Please calm yourselves. I've sent word to the Queen to send some of her Nutcrackers to break their balls. I'm sure that any day now they'll arrive to crush their testicles. We just have to be patient. "

I have heard enough. I make my way through the angry mob. I get up on the platform next to the village headwoman. She doesn't know what to make of me. After all it's not everyday that a half naked woman takes center stage.

"Good people of Kendai! I just happen to be a master of Sau Kwon Do Karate! Tomorrow morning I will head out into the hills and seek these bandits out. I will smash the testicles of every one of them. I promise!" There's murmurs of disbelief among the crowd. Suddenly a man from the crowd appears beside me on the platform, he reeks of ****.

"You're full of shit stra..." He doesn't finish his sentence before I deliver a roundhouse kick to his nuts. KWUUNNCHH! "AaWooof!" He grabs his nuts and does the dance of the ruptured before falling to the floor of the platform in excruciating pain. There's laughter from the crowd as I stand with one bare foot on his head in a victory pose.

The village headwoman looks down at him as he writhes in agony ,shakes her head then looks me in the eye. "Well stranger it appears that you are a ballbuster after all you ruptured Harold. Okay. Follow me to my home and I'll show you on the map where you need to go to find the bandits. Let's hope you can deliver on your promise."

I save my game then leave the game. I have to work early tomorrow so I stop so I can get some sleep.

I can't wait to fight these bandits.